penisload

a penisload is the amount of sour creme that cums out when you squeeze a taco bell burrito

Oh shoot! This taco just spilled a penisload all over my mouth.

by peanut butter bryan October 17, 2013

Pantshead

crazy wrestling character

Oh Man Pantshead just came in and KILLED EVERYONE

by Jack Bonkose July 13, 2003

Pantload

A phrase used to emphasize how shitty something/someone is. It's used in replacement for "bullshit" in some cases, as well.

EXAMPLE 1:
Meigan: I would never lie to you!
Sara: That's a pantload!
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Used instead of "Bullshit" because Sara knew that Meigan was feeding her lies!!

EXAMPLE 2:
Meigan: My brother is such a fag...
Sara: Yes, he's a pantload!
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Sara used the word 'pantload' to describe her hate for Meigan's idiot brother :).

by Sara_<3 June 20, 2007

pantload

A boat captain with an unusually large ass, ussually found in the wheelhouse with his feet on the dash and demanding homosexual favors

This sucks, Pantload is driving tonight which means I am going to have to do everything

by BostonBySea January 13, 2006

Pantsloth

The magical place on a woman's body. Her vajay-jay.

I shaved the pantsloth today, it's very angry now.
I hate this new underwear I bought, it can barely contain the pantsloth.

by thepantslothsupportersoftoday September 12, 2009

Pantload

A reference to former President Bill Clinton.

This guy is the biggest pantload in D.C.

by Welter Weight August 18, 2008

pantload

An unfortunate circumstance of involuntarily filling ones trousers with seminal fluid. Often leads to feelings of shame and inadequacy.

When I fucking owned derek on a network video game, I got a severe pantload!

by Giner December 23, 2003