Pants

1. Things worn over your nether regions. They provide comfort and style. Don't wear high waters unless there is a flood or something.

2. A completely random phrase that can be used to respond to any question imaginable.

3. Something that can be said when there is nothing to say.

1. I like my new pants.

2.
Are you gay?
Pants.

3. (Something bad happens)
Well . . . pants.

by NessTheHero March 28, 2004

pants

Referring to clothing items either trousers or strides in the US, or underpants in the UK. Also used to describe something as no good or useless.
Can lead to some confusion when describing unpleasant underwear.

Those pants are totally pants.

by Big Simes January 22, 2003

pants

Street slang used to describe "downer" drug such as heroin.

"shirts" is slang for "upper" like cocaine.

Dude, score me 50 pants (meaning $50 worth of heroin)

by Squishy-man April 1, 2007

pants

if something/someone is pants it means they are stupid, rubbish or boring

That song is so pants

by 2 girls February 11, 2003

pants

an item of clothing worn in the intention to cover up ones genitalia. This word may also be used at random intervals where words suiting the siutation cannot be found.

Look, he is wearing pants.
Someone said, "Go away Campbell." Campbell replied, "Go, Go crank it up your pants."
"Look I have an apple." "Well.......You and your pants have an apple."

by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

Pants

Something to cover up those hairy ass legs of yours

Put on some damn pants

by That really annoying red head February 28, 2020

Pants

The most painful, obnoxious, pointless creation since family sized packs of frozen sprouts. I mean. WHAT IS THE POINT? They give you wedgies, they show under clothes, and you only really need them for five days in the average month.

Granny pants, girl boxers, french knickers, thongs, g-strings, Bridget Jones pants.

by RieRieRie February 27, 2010