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Pankaking

The act of compressing the breasts to the point of flatness. Either knowingly or unknowingly. The act is usually performed by wearing a sports bras at all times; even when not engaging in physical activity. It is speculated that pankaking can lead to saggy tits in later life.
I wish that girl would stop pankaking her tits.
by mcdove September 14, 2016
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Pank

The act of masturbating whilst simultaneously defecating.

Formed by the amalgamation of two more commonly known words, 'Poo' and 'Wank', the situation of panking can be described in a number of ways, e.g.

'Going to Pankistan'

'Watching the Shawpank Redemption'

'Trying to navigate Pank's Labyrinth'

'Taking a loan out from the Royal Pank of Scotland
Jamie: 'Hey Pete's been gone for a while?'

Ben: 'He's probably just panking.'

Jamie: 'That boy, he's relentless. A German Panker tank.'

Pete: 'Well pank you very much.'
by Sticky Jam May 30, 2013
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boom panes

'Boom Panes!' is a Filipino street slang expression which means that you either got owned, butt hurted, or broke/lost in an argument, usually just small arguments that lasts around 2-3 minutes. It is shouted by either, the winner of the argument or the crowd who just felt like shouting it to support a person's debate.
Basically just any argument that was ended by someone shouting 'Boom Panes!'
by Dr0pp3dB455 October 16, 2014
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monty panesar

"The turbanator, The Sikh of tweak, The beard to be Feared"

Monty Panesar.

England Cricket left arm leg spinner, characterised for his trademark patka (casual turban), beard, staring eyes, massive hands, hillarious fielding and celebrations as well as for being an amazing spin bowler.

Often dubbed as England's brightest spin bowling prospect.
Why the feck was Panesar dropped for the T20 world cup?

HA! Monty Panesar actually caught the ball...oh no wait...

Is that Panesar's 5th wicket?

Monty Panesar rocks my socks!
by Robbyd21 October 10, 2007
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pankaj

Pankaj is a male given name, common in India to the Hindus. It has its roots in the Sanskrit word pankaj which means a lotus flower. This consists of two words, pank + aj. panka=mud, ja=born; the actual meaning is lotus which is born in mud and blossoms after arising from mud.
he lotus flower, or pankaj is also the national flower of India.
What a pretty Pankaj.

Pankaj smells likes so sweet
by ass108 January 20, 2012
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pakshet

noun. A combination of "fuck" and "shit" used by the Filipino community used in stressful or frustrating situations, albeit in a mild-mannered and sometimes humorous way.
Why isn't this page loading? PAKSHET!

Why you cut the line in front of me? PAKSHET NAMAN YOU!
by theflyingipis October 15, 2011
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Flipping packs

"Squad goin' up, nobody flippin packs now"

Tuesday- Drake and ILOVEMAKONNEN

Since Drake and his affiliates are rising in the ranks, it’s no longer necessary to do things like flipping packs (moving drugs) as a source of income any more.
by Wherearetheavocaders July 22, 2015
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