penismanship

The artistic style of an individual's drawn penises.

"No, Fred definitely drew that obscene picture in my agenda; look, it is his penismanship."

by Sahg_E_Bheubs January 13, 2014

penismccuntfuck

one who purchases something and does not share said object with those around

YO susan dont be a penismccuntfuck, gimmy some cheesybread.

by jim bo jangles March 1, 2007

papism

1. A superstitious cult centered on the pope in Rome. The cult is noted for homophobia, bigotry, pedophilia, and intolerance. Sometimes called Roman Catholicism.
2. Any superstitious nonsense.

The minions of papism are famous for their love of child molestation.

by Father X May 18, 2006

palisman

A palisman is a sort of magical totem, usually, atop a staff, that acts as a familiar. There can be many different types of palisman stemming from owls to otters to who knows what else. They are usually carved from a special, nearly extinct, tree.

I have a really cool palisman atop my staff.

by Owlberto Antonio October 8, 2020

pwnism

1. The way of pwning
2. To pwn someone in a 1337 way

Usually done with one's penor, but often times with a well-made Flash animation.

This religion was brought to us by our lord and savoir, Piconjo in the year 2004.

It requires the utmost perserverence in morality and a supreme sense of spirituality. In addition to that, you have to sux teh Piconjo's pen0r ROFLMAO LOLOLOLOL OMG LOL@j00

"Those who know pwnism will not say, those who do not know will say."
-Piconjo's 1337 Proverbs

liek lol I study teh pwnism and now my p3n0r is 1337!!!!!!111!1!1!

by Piconjo December 4, 2004

penismorphious

The art of being able to change from one sex to the other for the sake of a position at work..Ask Lis.

She was going through the process know as penismorphious so she could advance at work!

by Peter September 21, 2005

Panis attack

When a panic attack occurs and that little piece of flub on you kind of goes BLEH.

Yesterday i had a panis attack and i was on the floor R-O-T-F-L-O-L-I-N-G while watching the Little Mermaid 2.

by The Mascarafier March 12, 2009