panini

a cute word meaning small penis

omg he had such a panini i couldnt even feel it.

by lislut January 18, 2009

panini

1. Disgusting vadge.
2. To clamp onto someone like a panini grill, and then bagel them forcefully.

1. Urghh! Look at her panini! / Jesi! Have u seen her panini?!?! She's not getting any salmon tonight!

2. OMG! That guy from number 6 just paninied me in the street.

by flashermonkey April 30, 2004

panini

I love you (for use when around parental units.)

Stephanie: panini.
Alex: I love you too.

by Steph-uh-knee June 2, 2005

Panini

Panini is a mega ultra simp and he will never stop being a simp we allways simps on rocio and he Thinks he is important but he isn’t he is a big fat simp walking nigga and he thinks important for saying “ahhh q mañaco Tio que mañaco que eres” and I think he creer he is mierda and he doesn’t llegar a pedouuuuuu.

I’m like a Panini

by Porq existe Panini October 26, 2020

panini head

A person who is so dumb, that thier brain isn't even a brain anymore, it's just a panini. This is normally an insult if used by commoners, but if ever used on you by Chef Gordon Ramsey, you will be blessed beyond measure.

Gordon: HEY PANINI HEAD! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?

by Shimmiling._ December 2, 2017

Indian panini

A bunch of Indian dudes singing the greatest remix of all time. Truly glorious. Makes Lil Nas X jealous.

Indian panini: In extreme Indian accent: “hey panini don’t you be a meanie.”

by Lil Nas Y October 29, 2019

Pubic panini

A panini composed entirely of bread and pubes.

Shit! That transgender gorilla lunch-lady got her fuckin’ pubes all over my panini! If I see a pubic panini again, I swear to God!

by Cray Cray J April 2, 2019