Panafresco

niño de 10 o 13 años que tuvo un pasado grasoso y quiere unirse a el shitpost sobreexplotando memes como el pana miguel, o cheems

Uy un Panafresco

by m0nm0n_m4M0n August 7, 2020

Oklahoma Panhandle

A seemingly impossible feat of human anatomy in which a midget is coated from head to toe in ranch dressing. The midget is then adorned with a frying pan on the head to be used as a hat when making headway. Finally, and most painfully, the midget is forced up into the rectal region of a female human, tears out the ovaries, and wears them as a pair of antlers.

A:Hey man, my neighbor just got an Oklahoma Panhandle
B:No way! what happened to her bro?
A:The doctors ran out of stitches!!
B:Oh shit !

by Eatingkillingshittingmachine October 25, 2009

Pull a Panama

The process of blowing up your boat - or other vehicle - in the hopes of destroying nearby enemies. Also used to mean a risky, last ditch attempt, often involving a sacrifice, to reach a goal. While this procedure is, in fact, named after the South American country, it was not conducted for the first time there. Instead, the first Panama was performed in Nicaragua. Those who performed it simply thought they were in Panama.

Al Giordino: What do you think, Dirk?
Dirk Pitt: Uh... I think we need to pull a Panama!
Al Giordino: A Panama? A *Panama*?
Admiral James Sandecker: A Panama? No! No Panama!

by StaticStorm February 14, 2007

panace

To go into a state of mass hysteria following a loss by the Toronto Raptors. May also include the flagrant overreaction that occurs after a member of the Raptors encounters a minor injury.

"Scott started to panace after Chris Bosh missed his second straight free throw"

"Some major panace when the Hawks took a 2 point lead, but luckily Andrea Bargnani came through"

by BillH_TDot April 2, 2007

Panhandle Behavior

Murdering people close to you without any reasonable expectation of getting away with it.

No plan, no plot, just I'm going to kill her and when they ask me if I did it I'm going to say nope and then maybe that will work. Panhandle behavior at its finest.

by DeadInsideButStillPretty May 17, 2018

Panhandle Flapjack

The sexual maneuver whereby, whilst penetrating a female anus from a rear-entry position ("doggystyle"), the female utilizes the slack skin of the male's scrotum to stimulate the vulva and clitoris in an act of manual masturbation.

I was stuffin' my girl's dumper like a thanksgiving turkey when all the sudden she grabbed my coinpurse and gave herself a panhandle flapjack.

by The panhandle flapjacker January 3, 2010

Momento Pana

Bruh moment but in spanish.

HP: I fucked my best friends sister
HG: Momento Pana

by Zargon.EXE August 6, 2020