Pandapple

one of the friends of hello kitty he looks lie ka panda crossed with an apple witch in reality is really just a apple shaped hat he is 100% panda not 50% panda 50% apple

"Hey anthony! check out that pandapple hes half apple and half panda!!!"
"No liz im sure that apple is just a hat. He is 100% panda"
"DIE"* eats anthony alive becuase she is reallllllly fat*jk

by The Panda brother March 12, 2007

Pantyphile

A person with an underwear fetish. Typically one who has color or texture preferences. Dictates what the other person should wear during intercourse.

Girl 1: I’m talking to this guy who doesn’t like black or red underwear
Girl 2: Ew he sounds like a pantyphile

by Bonehead July 23, 2021

Pedaphile

1. Somebody with an unhealthy interest in bicycles
2. A badly spelt pedophile

1. When I found those bike magazines under his bed I instantly knew he was a pedaphile
2. I can't spell so I always end up writing pedaphile.

by Aaerii June 30, 2009

pedaphile

Yet another way to misspell pedophile for the purpose of childishly defining someone as a pedophile and slipping it past UrbanDictionary editors.

Generally, people who write pedaphile really mean pedosexual.

by Downstrike May 26, 2006

pedaphile

a person with an obsession with children as sex objects. Overt acts, including taking sexally explicit photgraphs, moletsing children and exposing ones's genitalia to children.

Bob began taking nude pictures of the child next door and was then labeled as a pedaphile..

by Amanda October 19, 2003

Paedophile Popsickle

Painting your cock to look like a lollipop to little kids

A paedophile popsickle is when a paedophile paints his erect cock to look like a lollipop. He then hides behind something, with his cock in view. Little kids will think it's a lollipop, and give a good lick. This will pleasure the paedophile!

by tomafishaful November 12, 2011

startup paedophile

A person who attends startup business events with the intention of finding young, naive companies they can take equity from in return for "contacts" or advice.

That guy over there is a real startup paedophile.

by MyCow October 20, 2014