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Analysis Paralysis

Analysis Paralysis is the total inability to reach a decision. Found often in the business and corporate setting. Usually a condition caused by nit picking managers and owners. The primary source is management/owner requests for more information, reports, studies, statistics, evaluations, opinion, and research on a subject. All of this requested research and study is accompanied by endless, mindless, discussions in multiple meetings regarding the subject and the compiled information. The end result is no decision is made because the efforts placed to garner information and hold endless meetings and discussions are viewed a progress on the subject matter.
Hey did management ever decide if we were going to get extra donuts on donut day? Are you kidding me? They spent $2,000 on a cost analysis, accounting is still crunching cost figures and they have been discussing it for 9 months. It is in the company's usual state of total analysis paralysis.
by Eaton Holgoode June 16, 2009
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Sleep Paralysis Demon

A spooky sight you witness asleep and paralyzed, usually scary af
by gamerboy2742 August 12, 2019
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pussy paralysis

the state of being after having sex with a woman who leaves her partner drained and unconscious; similar to cock coma, but with the feminine dominance.
After Sandra and I had sex, she went out to walk the dog and left me in bed in a state of pussy paralysis.
by FishboneIzRedHot December 29, 2009
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Sticker Paralysis

The effect caused by having a really awesome sticker and no appropriate place to use it. General symptoms include keeping the sticker in a drawer and never actually using it. Sometimes resulting in affixation remorse.
"I have contracted a case of sticker paralysis from this Vintage Apple sticker. I can't decide if I should put it on my fake plastic guitar or my rear window or my skateboard. It is too precious to use on just anything.
by grimfish March 5, 2009
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work paralysis

n. the inability to get work done because of it's large quantity. Similar to writer's block, but applies to all work with a deadline.
the stack of paperwork had reached an all time high, and i was hit with work paralysis
by PhoenixFanatic April 10, 2011
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Perfectionist Paralysis

The inability to start on a project, assignment, essay or any creative task due to the fear of not getting it perfectly right.
Joe: You haven't started writing your paper yet?
Bob: Nope
Joe: Isn't it due tomorrow?
Bob: Yep.
Joe: I thought you went to the library and did your research, made your notes and wrote your outline.
Bob: I've got perfectionist paralysis.
by anthubc2010-perfectionist_par October 14, 2010
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Shitpile Paralysis

1) You have such a huge pile of shit to do you can't figure out what to tackle first.

2) One of those moments where you have so much to do, but can't focus on one thing so you end up just doing nothing or surfing the internet.
I might not be able to complete that report on-time because of my shitpile paralysis, but I have updated my facebook status seven times.
by Kacinitis July 20, 2012
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