A job where there is a lot of freedom, where the job boundaries can be moulded and stretched considerably without it being noticed by anybody else.
I'm really enjoying this pastry job. I told my boss that it would take 5 weeks to finish, but I finished it in 3 and did nothing for 2 weeks.
by SenoritaEvita June 15, 2011
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To masturbate.
Best used through the means of teledildonics aka phone shag.
To masturbate.
Best used through the means of teledildonics aka phone shag.
Man: Ahh yeah baby I'm abusing the noodle. Whack your pastry for me.
Woman: I'll whack the pastry for you, baby.
Woman: I'll whack the pastry for you, baby.
by DeadDolleh June 29, 2009
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Patryks' are warm hearted, caring and kind.
With the origin of the name coming from Poland, Patryks' are very family orientated people and always put family and loved ones first.
They have the warmest smiles and hugs and will do whatever it takes in their power to make you feel happy.
They are silly and cheeky and have the most wild sense of humour but it can never stop making you laugh.
Patryks' are tall, dark and handsome with big juicy tender lips and dark brown eyes. When they hold you in an embrace its warm and strong and makes it feel like all time stops.
Patryks' are one of a kind lovers. If they fall in love with you, they fall in love hard. They do not cheat of mess around, they are loyal, faithful and honest.
They can be sensitive on occasion and it is at these times that you handle them with care and make them feel as loved as they are.
They will spoil you rotten but do not resist because it makes them feel good doing so.
If you are lucky enough to find a Patryk in your life, never let them leave, because you will not find anyone like them ever .
Their kisses are one of a kind, tender, loving, and sweet, but also deep, passionate and sexy.
Patryk's are adventure lovers. They love the smell of campfire, the sound of a rushing waterfall, the smell of the earth after a rain. In general they just have a seeking love for nature.
With the origin of the name coming from Poland, Patryks' are very family orientated people and always put family and loved ones first.
They have the warmest smiles and hugs and will do whatever it takes in their power to make you feel happy.
They are silly and cheeky and have the most wild sense of humour but it can never stop making you laugh.
Patryks' are tall, dark and handsome with big juicy tender lips and dark brown eyes. When they hold you in an embrace its warm and strong and makes it feel like all time stops.
Patryks' are one of a kind lovers. If they fall in love with you, they fall in love hard. They do not cheat of mess around, they are loyal, faithful and honest.
They can be sensitive on occasion and it is at these times that you handle them with care and make them feel as loved as they are.
They will spoil you rotten but do not resist because it makes them feel good doing so.
If you are lucky enough to find a Patryk in your life, never let them leave, because you will not find anyone like them ever .
Their kisses are one of a kind, tender, loving, and sweet, but also deep, passionate and sexy.
Patryk's are adventure lovers. They love the smell of campfire, the sound of a rushing waterfall, the smell of the earth after a rain. In general they just have a seeking love for nature.
Person- i just met an amazing guy.
person 2. ooh what was his name?
person- Patryk.
Person 2. oooooh , yeah keep him he must be one of a kind
person 2. ooh what was his name?
person- Patryk.
Person 2. oooooh , yeah keep him he must be one of a kind
by rayofsunlight April 14, 2015
Get the Patryk mug.A fucked up girl tells a tale of giving a handjob in the pantry, but really she means she is holding hands in the pantry. Cool.
Erin: "Oh you know, we just got handsy in the pantry!!!!!"
Kimbo: "So you gave a hand job in the pantry...Cool"
Erin: "Uh no, we held hands."
Kimbo: (awk) "Gay"
Kimbo: "So you gave a hand job in the pantry...Cool"
Erin: "Uh no, we held hands."
Kimbo: (awk) "Gay"
by kimboslice4566 May 20, 2011
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