Paintballer

A male that is really good at using their fingers for pleasure from experience of pulling the trigger on their paintball gun

I wish their were more paintballers at this party.

Every girl loves a good paintballer!

by TheHossMan April 20, 2010

Painkiller drunk

When you take painkillers, in relatively large doses and feel 'Drunk' as a result.

Man, I was up all night with a head ache, now I'm Tired High and Painkiller Drunk

by hoffasaurusx March 17, 2009

Paintballer

A Massive Wanker who does not understand basic tactical ideoligies, and uses his C02 Powered tube like its a flamethrower.

Daedalus: Hey look, that guys shit at airsoft!

Jai: No he's just a paintballer

by Udderberry1 April 7, 2012

painball

Slang (derogatory) term for Paintball, due to the fact that it hurts a lot when you get hit. Mostly used by Airsofters and/or people who have stopped playing paintball

"Would you like to go and play paintball?"
"What, painball? No, I don't play that anymore."

by Hedganian September 2, 2004

pen island painkiller

The act of soothing a girls headache by giving her an asprin, inserting your penis in her ear and thrusting back and forth until you climax, then she uses your sperm to help swallow the asprin.

Baby my migrane wont go away, will you give me a pen island painkiller.

by Nick Whipps April 21, 2008

Painball

A game of pool (sort of) where two gladiators pick a side to defend (the two holes at opposing ends of the table) while holding either the cueball or 8ball with one hand and try to knock the rest of the balls into the opponent's holes using the controlling ball (or your knuckles if you're lucky enough to get them smashed between your ball and another). In other words: airhocky, but everything is replaced with poolballs. There is no changing hands and the first person to let go of their ball (even for a second) or score the least balls on the enemy loses.

I can't finish my thesis today because my fingers are fucked from last night's Painball.

by Póg Ma Thoin January 2, 2009

Paintballer

Someone that plays paintball frequently that is pretty awesome. Usually the cool kids at school buuuut they always act gangster which gets annoying as fuck but theyre still coo'.

god he fuckin OWND my ass in the pits
yeah. hes a gangster ass mo'fucka. he told u hed pop a cap in ur ass.
yeah he did.
and he followed thru on that threat 2. he is a gangsta mofuckin paintballer

by Chace123 December 17, 2008