paddington ambush

When having sex w/ Girlfriend, man pulls out right before climax, then proceeds to blow his load on Girlfriends teddy bear.

If she gives does that again, she's getting the Paddington Ambush.

by Johnny Smack January 17, 2005

padinsh

The act of sticking a feminine napkin on the windshield of an inappropriately parked vehicle in a parking lot, e.g., a vehicle that is parked on the line taking two spaces.

Look a tha busted ride, let's padinsh his boney ass.

by beeyebickiebuy May 5, 2004

click padding

Mouse clicking in order to pad your mouse clicking stats. There are applications that can count your left, middle, and right mouse button clicks.

Brandon was click padding on the same folder for over an hour.

by MelloMan March 28, 2007

one true pairing

also know as OTP. It is your favorite relationship in a fandom. It is the couple that fans prefer over all others.

Topanga and Cory are my One True Pairing in Boy Meets World.

by mdancer23 November 26, 2013

track padding

The first time you rub a girls clitty and you dont know what to do so your flicking your fingers about all over the place like in the track pad on a laptop

Rob : what were you doing last night john?
John: I was track padding your sister

by dominostick January 27, 2015

Lilly padding

When you clog a nice clean toilet with clean toilet paper and then proceed to take a shit on top of the clean toilet paper so it looks like a brown toad sitting on a lillypad

The janitor is gonna be so pissed when he sees I Lilly padded him...I'm the best at Lilly padding

by Bigfree100887 December 3, 2015

Paiden

Paiden, is a beautiful brilliant athletic woman. There are so many sides to a Paiden. They'll act shy at first but when you finally get her going she can be crazy, funny, and loud. Her smile can brighten your day. She will make her mind up get to change it. She is very stubborn. You can never win an argument. She's just an incredible person to be around.

If you get a Paiden never let her go, you won't find another one like her twice.

Woah, is that the girl you were telling me about.
Yes, that's Paiden.

She's amazing!

by Joey32 July 14, 2015