Gold and a Pager

An awesome song by the Cool Kids. Sadly, the idea for the name and chorus was jacked from the song "F*** tha Police" by N.W.A.

Broski 1: Dude you know Gold and a Pager by Cool Kids?
Broski 2: yea dude, its a good song, but they jacked that shit from N.W.A.

by mike j0n3sssss!!! March 8, 2009

Front Pager

A pubescent youth who pours over the front page of YTMND every day rejoicing every time a new Brian Peppers site is created, or an internet war with Ebaum is started. These lowly half-humans now inhabit the once-peaceful YTMND forums, yet they stand out among the regular members because no one likes them. The projected maximum age for one of these Front Pagers is 17 to 18, where they will commit suicide as a joke over the internet. Some more famous (therefore making them gayer) frontpagers include MasterSitsu, Syncan, and Boomaga.

DrMongol: Oh no, Max linked the forums to the front page. Invasion is imminent.
NoccGuy: Here come the front pagers. I wish them death.
Front Pagers: kekekekekkekekekekek llolo Gay fuel!1

Kevin Bacon: I scared away the front pagers with my nudity.

by Lars Bacon August 14, 2006

Pagerat

It started off as a nice thing, but once you’ve been in it’s presence for longer than a month, it comes between you and all of your bestfriends until you split as a friendship group. It’s best talent is lying to everyone’s faces and crying to gets its way out of a bad situation. It can’t fight it’s own battles nor argue with a person without standing 2 miles away from the person confronting them. Overall it is a complete and utter waste of space and time, no one needs it in their life! They always tattle tail on everyone, never trust them!

she told the teacher? What a pagerat!

by Mainbiatch124 January 12, 2018

pagelynn

Pagelynn- pagelynn is an amazing smart cute funny sexy unicorn she loves friends and family more then anything and she can be loud at times but it's never a bad loud she's all around amazing and wonderful if you have a pagelynn in your life you are truly blessed

Damn pagelynn is so funny!!

by Lovebug668 June 5, 2018

Gusset pager

A low, rumbling fart, usually associated with excessive alcohol consumption.

Jesus Simon, I think your gusset pager just went off!

by Vinnie4brexit March 6, 2020

pager

(noun) a drug addict (usually a crackhead) who sells, or procures for sale, stolen items in order to support his or her drug habit.

That pager wanted money for a rock so he tried to sell me a camera.

by max March 10, 2004

pagerism

When one references a news or science article they didn't actually read, but rather saw only the title and first couple lines of the article on Facebook or a similar website.

1: "Hey, I read this really interesting article about the school to prison pipeline the other day?"
2: "Did you actually read it though, or did you just see someone post it on Facebook?"
1: "...yeah one of my friends posted it. Sorry, that's pagerism."

by Mr Adventure July 5, 2015