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post traumatic shart disorder (PTSD)

The mental trauma caused to an individual by forcing out a fierce fart, only to discover that they just shit themselves. Symptoms usually include continuous fear a fart will result in a set of soiled skivvies, which results in bare-assing your jeans the rest of the day, and throwing your poopy undies in the trash - hoping nobody saw.
Ever since "the incident", I have post traumatic shart disorder (PTSD). Farting will never be the same.
by Chawncey July 24, 2014
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post traumatic stress disorder
a term loosely used by so call professional dealing with victims of crimes or violence.
This soldier is suffering from PTSD
by Donna C February 4, 2006
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PTSD'ED

The verb form of PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder) which defines a temporary lapse of insanity. Often a term used in military circles.
"Did you hear about Jacob? He PTSD'ED Dave's ass"
"Did you hear about Jacob's arm? I hear he wen't PTSD on a window".
by PinkSlippers December 31, 2012
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Persian Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD)

A psychological disorder arising from past dating experiences with Persian women.

Men with PTSD often have nightmares, depression, anxiety, hopelessness and high credit card debt.

Men who have dated Persian women and managed to escape and survive, require intensive therapy to overcome the symptoms of PTSD.
Friend 1: Hey man! Are you going to ask out Samira?

Friend 2: No I can't. I have Persian Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) from dating Shadee last year. I cannot repeat that experience I am making so much headway in therapy.
by Millennial X May 6, 2019
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My doctor prescribed me with PTSD. I guess i got mad potential to stack dough 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
by eman_a June 3, 2019
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Call of duty PTSD

A psychological effect from playing too much Call of Duty or other similar FPS games. Usually includes dreams of being fragged, shot at, or randomly waking up screaming in the middle of the night.
John: Hey Tom you look tired today!

Tom: Yea I have Call of duty PTSD. I got fragged again last night in my dreams

John: Thats a shitter, Tom, a real shitter
by helios655 May 5, 2010
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Flippy from Happy Tree Friends has the most severe case of PTSD I've ever seen
by Flippydaslasher November 19, 2007
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