progress to crab

the ultimate transhumanist comeback to the anprim slogan "return to monke"

monke has served the memers well, but he's been king of the meme world for long enough.

the crab takeover is inevitable and it begins NOW.

reject monke. progress to crab.

by The Penis Musician December 31, 2021

Progress report

Its like a report card, but it still is the reason why suicide is the 3rd leading cause of death amongst people under the age of 18.

Karen: let me see your progress report.
Son: ok
Karen: Indecipherable yelling and screaming and whipping.

3 hours later

Son: *BANG!*

by MommypigSnortSnort October 15, 2020

progress quest

the only mmorpg where botting is legal.

and required.

progress quest is like everquest, except the grind is more fun.

by efoijdifdssaa June 22, 2006

Progress Quest

An addictive zero player game. Very similar to cocaine.

Shit, Ant is still doing Progress Quest.

by Ant_007 April 5, 2010

Progress Quest

A game where no human interaction is required, except for choosing your race, class (doesn't really matter what you choose) and starting stats. Oddly addicting.

Person 1: She's playing... Progress Quest...? But she's at the bathroom!
Person 2: That's right.
Person 1: She's at the bathroom!
Person 2: I know that. Requires no interaction whatsoever, but I prefer you do some shit while playing.
Person 1: Oh...

by MisaTange July 14, 2010

Progress village

Progress is not a place you wanna go to, you will most likely get robbed or even shot the jway members are very dangerous also up coming Tampa rapper known as Bhustle has a buzz in the rap scene in Tampa also with buck Sosa and boonk82 they are currently beffing with clair mel city from what I’ve heard progress village has shot at them and the store multiple times but Clair mel manage to not shoot back progress village is not to be fucked with for your safety don’t go there alone or at night if they don’t know you.

Progress village- very dangerous neighborhood has a lot of upcoming rappers

by Lil Steve’s frm da 4 September 8, 2021

Progress King

Someone who makes a lot of progress towards getting into a relationship

Zac is a Progress King.

by Glabgolabgalab December 8, 2021