Ass Perfectionist

Someone who after taking a dump; wipes so meticulously that no trace of the event remains. Ass perfectionists are notorious for using exessive amounts of toilet paper, baby wipes, and generally taking forever, much to the dismay of anyone waiting in line.

"God damn! How long is he going to take!?"
"Don't hold your breath, he's an Ass perfectionist after all."

by Alexiosassypants August 17, 2016

armchair perfectionist

A person who declares everyone else at fault for any problem, while they themselves claim it's not their responsibility to help solve the problem. They absolve themselves from anything remotely challenging that might tarnish their appearance of blamelessness, especially with technology issues. They love assigning blame while remaining safely removed. They also like to point out how other people inconvenience them.

The armchair perfectionist blamed his wife and kids for the wifi problems, saying "I didn't have anything to do with this. This is all on you!"

by DoIhaveto?di March 4, 2021

perfectionist

Anal retentive person who isn't satisfied with any result.

Dan S. is a perfectionist, aka bitch

by K-JAZ April 24, 2006

Perfectionist

A person who only prefer the perfect, instead of any standard short of perfection, most likely showing favoritism towards others.

Teacher: Ben, you got a 50/100! It means you pass!
Ben: YES!!!!!!!!
Teacher: Just kidding! The passing score is 200000000000/100
Ben: OH WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Tim: That fucking perfectionist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! February 23, 2022

Perfectionist

Someone who takes fucking ages to do even a basic task because it has to be 'perfect'.

Did you just take an hour and a half to polish your shoes?

Yes, i couldn't get rid of a speck of dirt on the soles.

Your such a 'perfectionist'

by A_Worker March 15, 2011

Perfectionist

A person who does everything perfectly and has no flaws whatsoever. IF they do have any flaws, they are minor and aren't that big of a deal. Perfectionists are considered awesome at times because of how perfectly they accomplish their tasks and because of how perfect they are themselves. Many people wish to be a perfectionist for perfectionists are just simply awesome, but they can't be one because they're not 'perfect material'

-"Gosh darn it! How I wish I could be a perfectionist!"

-"Wow. See that girl Nadia over there? She's a perfectionist. She talks the talk and walks the walk and everything. Damn, lemme get her numba."

-If you're a perfectionist, you're just simply awesome."

by lotioninggmaster September 25, 2009

Anal Perfectionist

The most extreme grammar nazi. Will correct you in public to maximize the embarrassment. Takes the literal too literally. Willl most like check this definition for errors.

You spelled the word fallacio wrong and used it in the wrong context - Felipe Kalb the anal perfectionist

by Eskimo Kisser December 11, 2018