procrasturbate

(v) To waste time pleasuring oneself.

Background: Term coined by Bernard Bangwanger to accurately describe his daily activities.

Having nothing else to do, Bernard decided to procrasturbate until he passed out.

by Branden Hart October 20, 2004

procrasturbation

The masturbatory, obssessive self indulgence of procrastination.

Instead of writing my essay i engaged in shameful, all day, procrasturbation.

by Bud Cutino December 12, 2007

Procrasturbate

Aus. v. The art of postponing work to meet with Pamela Handerson.

Whilst I was urgently required to complete a report I did not want to work on, I was also in need of dishonorable discharge. So I started to procrasturbate.

by BoredMiner April 22, 2009

procrasturbation

Masturbating instead of doing pressing work; using masturbation as a way of putting something off

I have a paper due tomorrow morning, but I haven't gotten anything done and I'm tired now because of my extensive procrasturbation.

by Sohum January 5, 2008

Procrasturbation

Procrastinating by masturbating, that's when you have to do something and you just start jacking off instead.

'' Stop procrasturbating everytime and start thinking of getting your shit done, dude.''
'' Procrasturbation is my hobby ''

by anonymous November 12, 2014

procrasturbating

The act of jerking off as a way of putting off schoolwork or other shitty, unpleasant tasks.

-Hey man did you write your paper yet?

-Well I was about to start it, but instead I looked at porn and spent the whole afternoon procrasturbating.

by Al Kareem Jamal July 22, 2009

Procrasturbating

Masturbating in order to avoid attending to one's responsibilities.

"I gotta stop procrasturbating and get some homework done. I'm getting sore anyway."

by Joe the Philosopher November 25, 2009