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Portuguese Wesley

Tea Bagger descends freshly shaven scrotum upon Tea Baggee who, with powerful mouthwash, gargles the Portuguese National Anthem.
Karl made it up to him by performing a Portuguese Wesley.
by KlawzVengeance September 27, 2010
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portuguese spy

When one being looks over the top of the urinal divider (with the urge of horniness) in order to see another being's penis. This can also be caused by the curiosity of the other man's size.
I was taking a piss and my boi Jeff stood at the urinal next to me. I didn't want to be a Portuguese Spy, but I've always wondered how big he was.
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Portuguese Snowblower

When you have a person bend over on all fours, coat their asshole with a handful of cocaine, and proceed to have that person fart the cocaine into your nostrils as you snort it, preferably in the back of a Land Rover.
Man, last night was crazy. I brought this chick home from the bar and right before we left we got into the back of her Land Rover and she gave me the good ol’ Portuguese Snowblower.
by Hollywood524 July 24, 2023
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Portuguese Snowblower

A presumably sexual act done in the back of a Land Rover.
“On Monday we dot chest, because if you want a thick chick giving you a Portuguese Snowblower in the back of her Land Rover, your pecks better be swole.”
by Blakerblock January 20, 2023
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portuguese wedding

A form of snuff film wherein a woman is gangbanged by a group of men who are all then subsequently killed while the woman survives.
I watched the best portuguese wedding video the other day
by Mr.Quackers5380 June 1, 2017
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Portuguese hiccup

Unfortunately it was the very same bicycle seat which never failed to bring about a Portuguese hiccup in her.
by portuguesehiccup July 12, 2016
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portuguese diesel

homemade red wine made by portuguese people with a much higher than average alcohol level
by calidrunk July 13, 2010
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