pork a port

To jerk off and cum inside an empty pack of Newport cigarettes.

Charlie was so fucked up last night, man. After we finished smoking, he went into the bathroom and proceeded to Pork a Port.

by POOPYBUTTTT August 12, 2017

porkasaurus

The act of stuffing pork of any kind into a person's orifice or multiple orifices. This resembles building a dinosaur from fossils but with pork, hence the name.

Man, I thought she couldn't be more of a pig, but then I gave her the porkasaurus.

by AN0SEater December 22, 2020

PoikaU

an imposter

@PoikaU is sus amongE

by prankster855 March 31, 2022

polka

new dance craze that's sweeping the underground nation. so old school it's cool.

"roll out the terrarrel"

by bree January 11, 2004

Alpaca Parka

The final form of RJ the Alpaca when winter is coming.

Jin: Alpaca paka alcapa alpaca al alca alcapa paca alpaca alpaca parka

by alpacaparka December 26, 2018

pokaholic

Someone addicted to Texas Hold'em Poker. This person will drive long distances for a good poker game and will keep a spreadsheet of their overall wins and losses. This person will also watch the World Series of Poker on ESPN - even watching re-runs when they already know what is going to happen. They probably also have the special Tommy Bahama shirt with the playing cards on the back of it. They will send text messages to their other pokaholic friends such as "I'm all in !", "I call", "I raise", "I took you out last night", "I'm taking you out tonight", and "Loser!!!". They have their own special token they use to place on top of their chips during poker play and have a special set of sunglasses to wear while playing poker.

Dude 1: Hey, let's get JP to go out to eat with us!
Dude 2: No way man, it's Tuesday night, that pokaholic has a standing game every Tuesday.

by oibeachnc December 15, 2008

Pooka Bear

A majestic creature who is the god of all that lives in the clouds. They are the guardians of the planet to protect humanity. Pooka’s have the traits of everything you would want.

That man who saved another’s life has shown traits like a Pooka Bear

by Llama goat July 5, 2018