poopsterbator

One who masterbates furiously while defacting.

the dude in the next stall is poopsterbating like crazy!!! He's a poopsterbator!!!

by The_JDH November 1, 2011

poopmancer

A wizard, who's speciality involves the resurrection of poop particles, to destroy his enemy.

Trent's lvl 118 poopmancer's horde of fecal elite archers, totally brung down my lvl 100 penis warrior.

by masterwarrior32122 August 24, 2009

Poonmastervan

A nickname to any male who successfully scares a female into changing her daily routine to avoid him. Or a male who uses friends to hang out with chicks and tells his friends he hangs out with a lot of females.

Dude, here comes Poonmastervan, I heard he hung out with mass chicks last night!

by JPiscool May 1, 2009

pooptastrophe

when your infant poops while in the jolly jumper/bouncer and continues to jump until said poop is noticed.

OMG honey, get me the wipes quick...we have a pooptastrophe!

by sgtvdub January 20, 2009

poocrasterbating

pooping, procrastinating, and masturbating all at the same time. basically a lonely man's blumpkin.

Tanya: What took you so long? We've been waiting here forever.

Tim: Sorry, I was poocrasterbating.

Tanya: What's that?

Tim: I don't know but my hand's pretty sore.

by razzledazzle69 April 16, 2011

PoonMaster

A man who every women wants to get with, and will call just to hear his answering machine, a master of poon.

Whoa did you see who that was! That was poon-nedelak the poonmaster.

by Semiahmoo Secondary December 6, 2006

poopbuster

The bodily sensation when you are forced to turn your fart "inward", back into the body, instead of letting out into the atmosphere. This usually occurs in social situations, like a date, or an important meeting or interview.

"Man, I was in Johnsons office this afternoon, and after eating all those eggs this morning I was riddled with poopbusters"

by J46464646 May 5, 2006