Pooping in my work boots

Someone is pooping in your work boots when he is impeding you from doing your job.

In other words, he's bothering you while you're working or preventing you from doing your job.

FBI Guy: Don't touch anything, no trespassing..until we say so..

Forensics Guy: Man, You're pooping in my work boots!!

by sammyag April 19, 2009

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Pooping with the door open

An act of complete and utter superiority, usually preformed by the bravest people and Alphas.

Guy 1: Aw man, Jason is pooping with the door open again
Guy 2: What a fucking god

by ToteYote November 16, 2020

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pooping back and forth

When one person poops into another person's butthole, and that person poops back into the original person's butthole. They then continue this, back and forth with the same poop.

Here is a picture of pooping back and forth... ))<>((

by K Page January 14, 2008

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pooping smile

The emotionless smile that spreads across one's face while pushing out a monster poop.

"as the tail end of my evening poop slid out of my buttcheeks, a wide pooping smile rolled over my face"

by b3nis March 8, 2018

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Pooping in the Stone Age

When you forget your phone before having so sit on the toilet.

I gotta go and I' not sure where my phone is. Guess I'm back to pooping in the stone age

by Subwolfer June 14, 2020

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pooping on the clock

the act of taking an extra long break at work to poop

this is beneficial because you are still getting paid (whether it be hourly, or salary), and you'll feel good too.

mr. bojangles told me to file the tps reports. but i think i'd rather be pooping on the clock.

by TeeKaih November 6, 2009

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