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the act of shoving any elongated object i.e pencil or pen down your cockhole
“ omg i just walked in on polka pooning!”
pooning by skibidipooner June 11, 2024
Poo + Gooning, the act of using ones poop as lube when gooning
Justin was pooning last night and his mom could smell it through the door
Pooning by FartGuyPooner February 21, 2025
When a female partakes in the act of “mooning” somebody, but with her front butt instead of the rear one.
Person 1: Dude is she mooning the person behind her?

Person 2: No man, I’m pretty sure she’s pooning us.
Pooning by Joenah cuhpoor April 3, 2025
Jack and I was out last night pooning at all the girls that walked past.
Pooning by WMAS Big T May 24, 2025
(Verb) The act of absolutely doming someone in the head with a Harpoon.
"I Just absolutely Pooned that shitter!"
"I got so many kills pooning on PF yesterday, they call me the Poonmaster"
Pooning by The Poonmaster September 14, 2025

pooning mask 

A mask for the concentration of another's arse gas. Airtight and never to be used post-Taco Bell
<while in bed with head under the covers> 'that arse belch was a horror, with a pooning mask it would've been lethal.'