MALE PMT

When your boss can't think of an excuse for his temporary illness

"I won't be in today, I have cramps" AKA MALE PMT

by ..12 January 27, 2012

Chat PMT

Unlike Chat GPT, this one gets angry once a month.

Ryan "what's for tea love”
Chat PMT "if you ask me that one more time, I'll chin you"

Fuck me the Mrs lost her shit today when I asked her the time, she must have a case of Chat PMT

by PoOpa FoOker March 15, 2023

pmtfo

piss me the fuck off

he knows how to pmtfo.

by laydeevee July 24, 2009

pmtte

Abbreviation that stands for "push me to the edge"

This is a term used sarcastically in situations when people are trying one's life, but there is nothing he or she (the one whose life is getting tried) can do about it. Thus, the victim would use pmtte as a cry for mercy, but also to notify the unfuckwithable offender or wrongdoer of his or her offense or wrongdoing.

Origin: The inspiration for this definition derives from the Lil Uzi Vert song 'XO Tour Llif3' although the saying comes from long before the song

Mark: *sends a girl (Suzy) three consecutive snapchats and all are left on read

On the fourth snap he asks a deep question

Suzy (replies): idk

Mark (after being neglexted and helpless to start a conversation but is unable to retaliate against Suzy): pmtte

by Cmoney32:) June 25, 2017

Pmttwafm

Pin me to the wall and fuck me

I want him/her/then to pmttwafm

by Hale_ February 20, 2022

pmts

Pretty Much The Same

- Hey what's up?
- Nothing really, you?
- Everyhtings PMTS too

by GDfreak September 22, 2007

PMTC

Public Masturbator Trench Coat

Hey Jake, look how awkwardly close Charlie is standing to those little kids in his PMTC.

by Roro2992 April 12, 2010