Roro2992's definitions
A porch monkey was a racial slur for black slaves that were forced to sit on a porch all day. Black people love watermelons. Thus a porch monkey pie is nothing more than a watermelon pie.
by RoRo2992 August 6, 2008
Get the Porch monkey piemug. by Roro2992 April 12, 2010
Get the PMTCmug.