PLS

Parking Lot Slut. Usually a girl who fucks in school parking lots in the morning.

Hey check out that PLS. Who's she with today?

by BALLINNNNNNN January 21, 2009

PLS

Post - LOST - syndrom

The feeling of loss and depression you felt after the series LOST finally ended.

All I do is sit in bed, eat a gallon of ice cream, and cry out for Jack, Sawyer, & Kate. My friends say I'm suffering from PLS.

by nolaughingmatter May 30, 2010

pls

Usually an shortened word for "please".
Used in appeals or in different context.

Thomas: "Hey Uncle Jerry, can i suck your dick pls?"
Jerry: "Sure thing Thomas! *unzips*

by allahisgood May 31, 2019

Pls

The way idiots spell "please" Plz would be correct grammar. Not pls

Kat: can i pls get $10?
Lizi: *Plz, not pls.

by Hang on November 25, 2015

PLS

Pretty Little Sluts. A play off the show "Pretty Little Liars". Moslty used for making fun of it for it's slutty characters.

Dan: Yeah, my sister wouldn't give me the remote so I had to watch that stupid show pretty little liars
Tom: Oh you mean pretty little sluts, PLS?
Dan: Exactly.

by gerken flocken clocken docken March 20, 2011

PLS

Puppy Love Syndrome: usually occurs in teenagers and it is when they think that they are in love, but in reality it is just puppy love.

Dad 1: Ya i had 2 take hi in to the doctor the other day...
Dad 2: y?
Dad 1: he has a bad case of PLS..
Dad 2: o....is that like mono?
Dad 1: nope its Puppy love syndrome....
Dad 2: o shit i hope my daughter does'nt get infected too....

by lolerskates2244454 June 7, 2009

PLS

In French, "position latérale de sécurité"

or "lateral secure position." A technique used by emergency responders to orient an unconscious person so that they're slightly on their side in order to keep them from choking on their own vomit. Used often to describe being blackout drunk, whether or not you actually passed out or were put in actual PLS

Bro I went way too hard last night, ended up sloshed and in near PLS

by Lesangesdelurbandictionary December 27, 2016