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racial plowfiling

Occurs when everyone has shoveled their driveway, and a snow plow driver is plowing the roads, and he needs to dump the snow somewhere. Problem is, everyone's driveways are clear, so the decision is made as a matter of race.
MaximusBlack: This plow comes down the street, he's piling this stuff up, and he can't pile it anywhere else. So I know that this guy was looking around thinkin' of whose day he's going to screw over. And he looks to the left: white folk, white folk, white folk, white folk, negro. Plow him. And I get plowed in, and I was so sour! And all I can do is just stand there, and give him that look.

NovaWar: Wait, wait, wait, wait. I guess you could call that, "racial plowfiling" YEEEAAAHHHHHHH!

-Thyra (Z) VS Plowboy (T) -- Starcraft 2 LAGTV
by Jesse_V February 14, 2013
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Plarft

A person who eats another persons food(s) in the act of a High caused from Marijuana.

A munchie thief.
Craig looks in his fridge and notices his only Pizza Lunchable is now gone. He confronts his brother Greg and says " I KNOW YOU ATE MY PIZZA LUNCHABLE YOU PLARFT! LOOK AT YOUR EYES, DONT DENY IT!"
by JohnsonBarrick September 19, 2011
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Ploré

Male thot. Ratchet except used exclusively for males
Wow Jon gets with so many girls. He's so ploré
by Gman3 January 11, 2015
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Porfa

porfa: slang for the spanish word por favor meaning please:
Hey Jay can you grab me a brew brew

Jay replies, "naw homie get your own"

you reply , "common Porfa...porfaaa!"
porfa!

Jay replies o.k. you lil cry baby!
by (Anwar ) Plan-A-Emcee May 22, 2005
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ploffy

1. Alleged hair cream or putty used to give asian bands or anime hair an anti-gravity, cockatoo effect. Varies with styles such as "Sasuke-style" or "L-style" or "Jae-joong atyle" depending on bird species. Also used: plofficle(adj); the Ploffnetic Force Field; oh my ploff; ploff this.

2. Word derived of poofy and fluffy.
"Good afternoon, sir, could we interest you in some ploffy?"
"Ploffy? Did you say.. PLOFFY?"
"Yes sir, with or without nuts?"
"PLOFFY! PLOFFFYYY!!! PLLOOFFFYYY!!!!!"

Kakashi from Naruto's hair was a style obtained from overuse of ploffy, and causing a massive ploffy explosion (ploffsplosion).
by Lime&lily April 19, 2008
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poorformance

When someone doesn't live up to party expectations... or totally overdoes the partying rendering them useless and annoying
"I can't believe I was in bed by 11.30 on a Saturday night. What a poorformance"
by AVL June 9, 2013
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Plorped

A word that describes someone who is either cracked at Call of Duty, or just got destroyed in it. Someone who is Plorped is said to be of a god-tier level of intellect and hand-eye coordination/response time.
Bro, I'm Plorped at Warzone!

Dang, this stinks. I just got Plorped and I didn't even land a single shot.
by Plorped April 6, 2021
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