Basically a pre-scheduled bender. It's a result of turning 30 and having to plan your hangovers around other obligations like your job or your kids.
Sarah: Hey Kimmy, can you take my morning shift at IHOP on Sunday? I have to go to church that morning.
Kimmy: I'd love to, but I have a planned hammer on Saturday. I'm going to a kegger at Lorenzo's house, and i plan on getting white girl wasted.
Sarah: Can I come?
Kimmie: No way churchie.
Kimmy: I'd love to, but I have a planned hammer on Saturday. I'm going to a kegger at Lorenzo's house, and i plan on getting white girl wasted.
Sarah: Can I come?
Kimmie: No way churchie.
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Jose:"Oh yes they can--he's a chrome-plated, 360 degree asshole!"
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When the results of your endeavors have satisfactorily harmonized with the forecast you generated and acted upon in accordance to a detailed analysis of the situation at hand and the desired goals that were stated by key stakeholders and interested parties at the outset of the events that previously unfolded
-Previously-
Light Yagami: I'm gonna kill him >:I
-Later-
*dude dies*
Light Yagami: Yay~ :D the results of my endeavors have satisfactorily harmonized with the forecast I generated and acted upon in accordance to a detailed analysis of the situation at hand and the desired goals that were stated by key stakeholders and interested parties at the outset of the events that previously unfolded...
L: What?
Light: Just as planned :)
Oh wait... CRA-
Light Yagami: I'm gonna kill him >:I
-Later-
*dude dies*
Light Yagami: Yay~ :D the results of my endeavors have satisfactorily harmonized with the forecast I generated and acted upon in accordance to a detailed analysis of the situation at hand and the desired goals that were stated by key stakeholders and interested parties at the outset of the events that previously unfolded...
L: What?
Light: Just as planned :)
Oh wait... CRA-
by kurouke November 12, 2010
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by don scoop June 29, 2008
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"Did you see the line of zombies at the apple store at 3 am yesterday? Guess they are waiting for the iPhone t1000"
"Planned obsession at its worst"
"Planned obsession at its worst"
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In many parts of the U.S., and especially in Rhode Island, tire planters are an essential part of some landscapes.
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Plantera has awoken!
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