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planned hammer

Basically a pre-scheduled bender. It's a result of turning 30 and having to plan your hangovers around other obligations like your job or your kids.
Sarah: Hey Kimmy, can you take my morning shift at IHOP on Sunday? I have to go to church that morning.

Kimmy: I'd love to, but I have a planned hammer on Saturday. I'm going to a kegger at Lorenzo's house, and i plan on getting white girl wasted.

Sarah: Can I come?

Kimmie: No way churchie.
by cokemidget March 31, 2017
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An asshole no matter how you look at him. A complete, perfect asshole.
Warren:"So Mayson fucked it up again. Words cannot describe what a douche-bag he is...."
Jose:"Oh yes they can--he's a chrome-plated, 360 degree asshole!"
by Kieran Le Petomaine November 20, 2006
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Just as planned

When the results of your endeavors have satisfactorily harmonized with the forecast you generated and acted upon in accordance to a detailed analysis of the situation at hand and the desired goals that were stated by key stakeholders and interested parties at the outset of the events that previously unfolded
-Previously-
Light Yagami: I'm gonna kill him >:I

-Later-
*dude dies*
Light Yagami: Yay~ :D the results of my endeavors have satisfactorily harmonized with the forecast I generated and acted upon in accordance to a detailed analysis of the situation at hand and the desired goals that were stated by key stakeholders and interested parties at the outset of the events that previously unfolded...

L: What?

Light: Just as planned :)
Oh wait... CRA-
by kurouke November 12, 2010
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plantdoor

The combination of a common household door and an almighty ficus who watches over and guides the skeeps on their quest for eternal glory.
Oh nice, it's Plantdoor he's a total skeep.
by don scoop June 29, 2008
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planned obsession

When a large corporation plans a products availability to the market by the obsessive nature of their customers.
"Did you see the line of zombies at the apple store at 3 am yesterday? Guess they are waiting for the iPhone t1000"

"Planned obsession at its worst"
by badback9 September 20, 2013
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tire planter

An outdoor planter made out of an old used tire, which is cut zig-zag around the edges, turned inside out, and sometimes painted. Also know as a "tie-ya planta".

See bathtub jesus and lawn ball
In many parts of the U.S., and especially in Rhode Island, tire planters are an essential part of some landscapes.
by bkdouble October 15, 2006
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Plantera

A boss from the hit video game Terraria. Plantera can be summoned once the world enters Hardmode and the player defeats all 3 of the mechanical bosses (preferably not all at once). When a player destroys Plantera's Bulb (found in the Jungle), she will awaken. Redigit has stated that Plantera was named after his wife Cenx's favorite band, Pantera, hence why Plantera's boss theme features electric guitars.
Plantera has awoken!
by StylingStarlight June 11, 2018
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