Pokeritis

Addiction to playing poker, either online, in pick-up games, tournaments, etc.

When suffering from pokeritis, you are addicted to the game and have to play everyday, like smoking cr*ck!

by SarasPlayroom.com April 21, 2009

Cunt poker

A lesbian.
Has to finger fuck 'cause she ain't got a cock to satisfy her beatch.

Loretta is such a voracious cunt poker! Her hands always smell of fish fingers.

by silkpouch September 15, 2007

Hole Poker

Either a man or women who pokes holes with needles in contraceptives in hopes of trapping their friend with benefits.

Rey: Hey bro i just got off the phone with Nikki and she's prego.. WTF am i gonna do?

JHill: well stupid ass did you use protection?

Rey: yes every time!

JHill: Did you bring the condoms or did she?

Rey: well when we were at my house we used mine and when we were at her house we used hers, why?

JHill: You always ALWAYS bring your own... She's a hole poker!

by Nessy810 September 3, 2009

Floor Puker

The kid in elementary school who could never quite make it to the trash can in time. A person who is either unaware of, or chooses to ignore, the sensation that precedes the expulsion of vomit and subsequently ends up puking on the floor.

Why does my desk have to be right next to Josh’s? Everyone knows he is a floor puker.

by Hunter84 May 11, 2011

pre-puker

Underage teenage girl who is so drunk she is going to be sick. No guy in his right mind messes with these girls for several reasons. 1. She is underage, and even if she is willing it's statutory rape. 2. She is drunk, and even if she is willing it can become rape if she changes her mind after the fact. 3. You have no idea what std this girl has, some of them can ruin you for life. 4. Do you want everyone to know that you are so desperate that you would risk your freedom and health for this little skank? If you are that desperate wash you hands and whack-off it's safer and won't get you in jail.

Frank found out that pre-puker he screwed is knocked-up,he's sweating bullets man. Dan got a dose from some pre-puker at the party, you better get checked man. Jim thought I was nuts not screwing that pre-puker, now he's facing a rape charge.

by knowman March 9, 2008

poker

some thing for a fire to poke the fire wood or a card game wich usally involves gambling for money or not

let us play poker

by Speedy bob January 16, 2004

liquor in the front, poker in the rear

cunnilingus followed by anal sex

I met this slut last night she said if I ate her pussy she would let me do her in the ass, so it was liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010