Phone Poling

To speak on a phone, text message, or converse in some electronic manner while relieving one's bowels.

Hey Christ, this is me phone poling, THIS IS ME PHONE POLING!!!

by Jose99 February 1, 2007

Palingate

1. Private and/or political scandal of Sarah Palin
2. Name of Palin-watchdog blog

Troopergate-Palingate
Babygate-Palingate
Dairygate-Palingate
Abortiongate-Palingate
Housegate-Palingate
Property Taxgate-Palingate

by Michael999666 June 7, 2010

Palingrad

Palingrad, AK, formaly known as Wasilla before its name change in 2022 to commemorate the 10th anniversary of the landslide victory of President Sarah Palin in the 2012 presidential elections is the state capital of Alaska and was the location of one of the decisive battles of World War 3.

The battle of Palingrad in 2042/2043 lead to the incirclement and eventual destruction of the entire German 6th Army and is considered to be the turning point of the war by most historians. Palingrad was awarded the title of Hero City in 2045 by Comrade Palin herself.

Yeah the Battle of Cheneygrad in 2041 was a tough one but we really fucked the germans the following year at Palingrad.

by bitchmasterb November 5, 2010

pling pling

Plastic bling bling (q.v.)

1 (sarcastic) Yo Pro, nice pling pling!
2 All plinged out and nowhere to go.

by DHP June 16, 2007

pilingui

noun, a term for a woman paid by the hour, not the act, but usually for sex. A prostitute. Often, higher quality and cost compared to street scrag.

I hired a fine pilingui last night -- she blew me away.

by Marc_D May 2, 2016

Piling

Doing nothing, typically while hungover the day after over-imbibing. Essentially being a pile of shit on a couch.

“Donna’s not coming to brunch, she’s piling.”

by aintnolaws September 8, 2019

Plingery

When you learn a new word but are not sure what it means, but you use it anyways, usually incorrectly thus annoying everyone around you.

"Daniel keeps using rizz as an agective for everything, it's plingery "

by Vapid Gasconade May 27, 2023