Penged

To screw up even worse than expected...especially when people already assume you are going to screw up pretty badly.

I am a complete moron and people expected my invention not to work. However, I penged and not only did it not work, it blew up and killed an orphan in the process.

by Johnny 1 Ball January 5, 2011

Pingdemic

A play on the words "ping" and "pandemic". This is when a large number of people are notified ("pinged") by a contact-tracing app to self-isolate after they have come into contact with a person who has tested positive for COVID-19.

The NHS Covid-19 App told half a million people last week to self-isolate. A pingdemic has begun.

by dretabrutsam July 22, 2021

pingers

Another word for pills or extacy.

Norm,"Got any pingers mate?"
camjoo,"Yeah man I have some mitzies!!"
Norm,"Wooooohoooo!! Lets partay!"

by camjoo May 31, 2005

Cole Pineda

Cole Pineda is the boy you never deserved and have no right to. He does cross country and track, and he is extremely fast in both of them. His mile time as of August 2019 is 4:38. He comes on quiet, sweet, and slow, like summer rain. He's all subtle smiles and covert glances, every flash of those caramel brown eyes kills, and the first kiss is like sweet fire. Cole Pineda has his troubles, he's misunderstood, and judged too harshly, which at times makes it appear as if he is overly judgmental of others when, in fact, you will not find a more patient listener. He is smooth-skinned and tan, always paying special attention to his appearance, especially his hair. He's confusing and it's easy to miss some of the signs, but when he looks at you, you'll know how he feels. His eyes express all the things he leaves unsaid. If you come across a Cole Pineda, get your shit together. He is nearly infinitely patient and will wait for prolonged periods of time for someone he thinks is worthwhile, but if you push him away, tell him you can't care, that you don't feel the same, eventually, he'll leave. He has to, and you deserve it. The pain that ensues from being left by a Cole Pineda is nearly unbearable, and you are left to writhe in agony as you realize that it was all your fault, that he cared, that he could have loved, and you had the audacity to think he'd be there forever. If you're lucky, maybe one day he'll come back, and love you. Cole Pineda is perfect.

OMG look do you see that, of course, you don't its Cole Pineda running.

by fastboi42069 August 30, 2019

Pingered

When your ping (latency between a game player's computer and the game server) fucks you and you die/disconnect from your game.

"Fuck! I got pingered hard. I just got disconnected."

by iwontstfu July 12, 2014

Pinned Out

Basically describes when someone is so high on opiates that it constricts your pupils to tiny pin-points.

The neighborhood junkie kept insisting she was sober but there's no denying she's still using, given that she's pinned out and can't keep her eyes open or stop itching. That junkie is as pinned out as a tweaker is spun.

by AQR1989 July 22, 2017

pigged to the gills

To be so drunk you don't know your own name or anyone else's around you. Totally shitfaced fucked up to where you can't feel your face.

Wow was Clayton drunk last night! He was absolutely fucking pigged to the gills!!!!

by Murdock 69 October 3, 2015