Phong

someone that is fucking retarded in every possible way. A short, useless Vietnamese dumbass who can’t think straight, can’t talk without sounding like an idiot, and can’t do a single thing right. He’s the type of moron who thinks he’s smart but can’t even get through basic shit without screwing it up. His height makes him look like a deformed child, and his brain makes him act like one too. Every time he opens his mouth, he proves again that he’s the stupidest piece of shit alive. Phong is the friend you keep around only so everyone else feels better about themselves, because standing next to him is like standing next to a fucking clown. He’s not funny, he’s not smart, he’s not tall — he’s just fucking retarded.

"oh my god that guy is so stupid"
"yeah thats Phong"

by p-hong-le September 3, 2025

phong long

A phrase used to describe many aspects of a game of beer pong - more specifically a game of beer pong in which all of the participants are already thoroughly intoxicated.

It can be shouted to one's teammates to mean beer pong, i forgive you, cheers, or you're my best friend ever.

Hey man, wanna play some phong long?

Aw, shit man, drink up - phong long!

Sorry about that one dude, thought we had it..
No worries man - phong long!

I can't believe we won again man, phong long!

by Bonne Jovi August 14, 2010

Phong La

Big gay, no bitches

: hey who’s that
Josephine: Thats phong la, he pulls 0 bitches
Rythenworie: Yea, I can tell

by Big Large Green M&M with lung July 21, 2022

Phong is Gay

TRUE

Phong is Gay TRUE!!

by C2K777 October 13, 2020

Phong Le and Dave

Two buttbuddies who uses snow bl0w3rz. Your Mom. Gay Guys. Douche Bag. WTF.


Jjajjajjajajajaj
jejejejjejejejej
mierda mierda GOALLLLL
tu papa! tu mama! tu familia! n00b

Imma invite ma mates phong le and dave for some hardass rockin! w00t!!!!11!!

by bob moderow July 25, 2004

Phong Nguyn

Everything about you is gentle and kind: your eyes, your words, and your smile. I love how you talk to me. I love you <3

Phong Nguyn is Phun's husband :>

by phoenixpham:)) November 24, 2021

Phong Length

Two inches

I miscalculated how much pipe we would need. I was off by a phong length.

by Jessdigs March 16, 2022