p-hong-le's definitions
someone that is fucking retarded in every possible way. A short, useless Vietnamese dumbass who can’t think straight, can’t talk without sounding like an idiot, and can’t do a single thing right. He’s the type of moron who thinks he’s smart but can’t even get through basic shit without screwing it up. His height makes him look like a deformed child, and his brain makes him act like one too. Every time he opens his mouth, he proves again that he’s the stupidest piece of shit alive. Phong is the friend you keep around only so everyone else feels better about themselves, because standing next to him is like standing next to a fucking clown. He’s not funny, he’s not smart, he’s not tall — he’s just fucking retarded.
by p-hong-le September 3, 2025
Get the Phongmug.