phalangeal penetration

to insert fingers or toes into a bodily orifice. Aka. "fingering" or "fingerbanging" or "fingerblasting"

"Yo dude, did you hook up with that ho last night?"
"Yeah man, I gots me some phalangeal penetration, you know how I do. No big deal though."

by Allan Bridges February 24, 2008

phalangitis

The lingering life infection sustained from going down on a vitriolic cunt too early in the piece

Jonny wished he had thrown a few mentos down the shoot before plunging his face and future into the vitriole. We dont see Jonny anymore, phalangitis has him by the balls

by Senator Palpatations May 24, 2018

phalanges

They're technically your finger bones. Also mentioned in friends, as phoebe calls herself Regina Phalange and claims to rachel there is something wrong with her plane to paris's left phalange.

Also, an awesome handshake in which you and another person put your hands out, wiggle them, and say "phalanges"! it's something much cooler than a high five, but given for the same reasons.

"Do you have DSL?"
"No you perve, i have FiOS"
*laughs*
"Now gimme some phalange"

*awkward silence*
"PHALANGES!" =)

by phalangeloverx April 6, 2009

phalangeenis

The strange phenomenon when a hand grows in place of your penis, making everything but nut grabs extremely inefficient.

Bob: I was in a fight with Todd the other day
Jake: Did you win?
Bob: Nah, he crushed my nuts in a killer phalangeenis jab
Jake: Aww man, what a bummer!
Bob: Nah, that came later

by EmmaBlackery September 6, 2016

metatarsal phalangic duo

When your whole foot including toes are licked then sucked.

Dude just did the metatarsal phalangic duo on my girl last night...boner explosion 💣

by Techniques69 October 11, 2020

Phalangee

Phalangee is your typical witch. She believes in the powers of magic and gemstones. Her aura is bright and happy, but when she senses the demons nearby, she is a completely different witch. She is fun to be friends with, but stay far away from her bad side.

Phalangee loves to perform spells on her enemies.

by YOUR HAIRLINE May 17, 2018

Phalangitate

To grasp or grope; triumphantly.

"I felt as if i had been phalangitated after he sniped me in Counter-Strike."

by narj10052 January 21, 2009