The guy who gets super fu**ing triggered when a mentally retarded kid steals his fu**ing stuff. If you keep within those boundaries, he is actually one of the best guys you'll ever meet. He will always be there for you but will have a garbage self-esteem.
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A peterson is a type of man most of them are either tall and skinny or short and obese and petersons personalities are things like driving old sedans and living in huts and by the way most petersons are attracted to dead people
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To incessantly question the meaning of everything in a conversation and to then question the meaning of the answer incessantly until you have derailed the whole argument.
Inspired by Jordan Peterson a Canadian "intellectual".
To incessantly question the meaning of everything in a conversation and to then question the meaning of the answer incessantly until you have derailed the whole argument.
Inspired by Jordan Peterson a Canadian "intellectual".
A: Do you believe god created lobsters?
Peterson: Now what do you mean by God?! And what do you mean by creation?! And what IS a lobster?!
A: Are you for real pertersoning me right now?
Peterson: Now what do you mean by God?! And what do you mean by creation?! And what IS a lobster?!
A: Are you for real pertersoning me right now?
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Get the Peterson money mug.A level of specificity too specific to be of concern to a layperson, but that is often discussed at great length by those concerned with minute details of the subject matter.
A: "But if the transmutation statute requiring written evidence kicks in after 1985, you can rebut the 1984 Anti-Lucas joint tenancy presumption written requirement with an oral or implied transmutation agreement from 1984 through 1985. And conversely, the oral or written rebuttal before the 1987 Anti-Lucas Joint Title Presumption can overcome the transmutation requirement from 1985 through 1987, right guys?"
B: "I guess... but do we really need to know all that? That sounds like a Peterson Level of Abstraction you're getting to there."
B: "I guess... but do we really need to know all that? That sounds like a Peterson Level of Abstraction you're getting to there."
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