Petaphile

When you take a sexual interest in underage vegetarians or animal rights activists.

Ian Watkins: Hey man, I really want to have sex with that 12 year old. Her supple underage body looks damn fine in that PETA shirt.
Other Band Member: Dude, you're such a fucking Petaphile.

by wensacalacas March 5, 2014

Pedophiles Dream

(adj.) A woman who's over 18 years old, yet look like they are under the age of 15. Usually when they have pigtails in their hair, their age appearance seem to diminish into the 6 - 13 year range.

*looking at a picture of a girl with pigtails on Facebook*
Guy 1: Awww, Samantha was a cute little girl! How old was she in that photo? 6?
Guy 2: Um... she's 18, and that photo was taken a week ago.
Guy 1: OH GOD! She's a pedophiles dream!!

by PedosDreamGal February 19, 2011

Petophile

A petophile is what you call someone who takes it a little too far with "loving" their pets. Much like a pedophile, but with animals.

The videos of women who let horses fuck them...classic petophile behavior.

See also animal lover

Jason thought he was being funny when he tried to make his dog get a boner by rubbing on it's balls. What a petophile!

by capnkev June 21, 2009

PETAphile

A member or supporter of people for the ethical treatment of animals (PETA) who loves animals in the same way pedophiles love children.

Gosh Nicole, you're sister Eve is such a PETAphile, i saw her looking up naughty things on the internet.

by maxeypad09 January 17, 2009

PETAphile

one who enjoys sexual activity with animals

Since I am a registered PETAphile, I'm not allowed within 200 feet of a Petco.

by Wonka Balls June 23, 2010

pedaphile

Lover of feet

Jill looked up pictures of bare feet all day because she was a pedaphile.

by babablu May 12, 2015

Pestaphile

A pest about the office usually in a sexual manner. Often left out of events due to his on going pestyness.
Often identified by a predatory stoop and over extended genitalia.

Glad Jeremy isn't here. He is such a pestaphile.

by TinnyBadger June 6, 2018