Noun. Person (usually teenage girl) who is obsessively in love with the character Peeta Mellark from the Hunger Games books and movies. Sometimes seen carrying posters that read "I love Peeniss."
by Harrylovesjeni June 22, 2012
Get the Peetard mug.Someone who walks into a Peets coffee shop asking for a tall skinny frappucino with chocolate dinosaur shaped sprinkles.
Peetnik: Hi, welcome to peet's coffee, how can I help you?
Peetard: (on cell phone)I'll have a tall skinny frappucino
Peetnik: We don't carry frappucinos, but we have a similar ice blended drink called a freddo, would you like a medium with nonfat milk?
Peetard:(puts down cell phone) what!? no TALL, SKINNY,FRA-PPUU-CINOO! and i need extra chocolate sprinkles! --in dinosaur shapes!!
Peetnik: Sorry ma'am, you're not in starbucks, this is PEET'S Coffee and Tea, look around you.
Peetard: OH My god, i'm so retarded! i just walked to a corner and expected to be inside of a starbucks cause they are literally on every corner of this world, why is this here? i'm so confused,why am i here? the walls seem to be shrinking. Are they shrinking? why is there classical music? am i dying? things are too simple and pure here, i don't want to die. God,Why!!???!! i crave the sugar!
Peetard: (on cell phone)I'll have a tall skinny frappucino
Peetnik: We don't carry frappucinos, but we have a similar ice blended drink called a freddo, would you like a medium with nonfat milk?
Peetard:(puts down cell phone) what!? no TALL, SKINNY,FRA-PPUU-CINOO! and i need extra chocolate sprinkles! --in dinosaur shapes!!
Peetnik: Sorry ma'am, you're not in starbucks, this is PEET'S Coffee and Tea, look around you.
Peetard: OH My god, i'm so retarded! i just walked to a corner and expected to be inside of a starbucks cause they are literally on every corner of this world, why is this here? i'm so confused,why am i here? the walls seem to be shrinking. Are they shrinking? why is there classical music? am i dying? things are too simple and pure here, i don't want to die. God,Why!!???!! i crave the sugar!
by ebolabobbet February 28, 2008
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Get the pétard mug.Pewtard:
1) Church-goers, or pastors who go off on meaningless douchebaggery which takes the focus of the church off the primary goal.
2) Angry, bitter church people.
Pewtardary: The actions of pewtards.
Pewtardation: An abnormal slowness of thought or action with regard to church issues and facts.
Pewtardingly: adverb.
1) Church-goers, or pastors who go off on meaningless douchebaggery which takes the focus of the church off the primary goal.
2) Angry, bitter church people.
Pewtardary: The actions of pewtards.
Pewtardation: An abnormal slowness of thought or action with regard to church issues and facts.
Pewtardingly: adverb.
"I think at this year's Southern Baptist Convention, I'm going to propose a toast (aka resolution) on alcoholic abstinence."
Boy the pewtards have really invade the restaraunts after church.
The churches many pewtards complained to the pastor about the fact that he doesn't yell enough during the preaching.
That person is pewtardingly awkward.
If you attend an Fundamentalist Baptist church long enough you will suffer from pewtardation.
At the SBC annual meeting, you will much pewtardary.
Boy the pewtards have really invade the restaraunts after church.
The churches many pewtards complained to the pastor about the fact that he doesn't yell enough during the preaching.
That person is pewtardingly awkward.
If you attend an Fundamentalist Baptist church long enough you will suffer from pewtardation.
At the SBC annual meeting, you will much pewtardary.
by BigJackMack January 21, 2011
Get the Pewtard mug.An adaptation of the word "Bastard" to be used solely in a context where pastries or sweets are involved, generally towards an individual that has had something to eat that you haven't.
by Mysteryfox September 30, 2016
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by Tsukiyomeme November 30, 2018
Get the Peetard mug.an offensive term to use on any person; a combination of the expression pea-brain, and the word retard.
the word peatard is both offensive and not offensive. When used to offend someone, it's a combination of the expression pea-brain and the word retard. however, a peabrain is not such an offensive term because a peatard can be simply an uptard disguised as a retard
by Sexydimma January 12, 2014
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