Perkins

A slang used too describe a high schooler that likes to oil up and twerk, popular uses include a tiktoker JaedenPerkins

That guy is weird, I think he’s a Perkins

by Confucius IV April 5, 2025

perkins county

The most mentally ill county on the planet

Perkins county is literally mentally ill

by Edgy meme December 8, 2016

Perkins Moment

After telling a joke or trying to be funny, and no one laughs.

Person 1: Knock Knock.
Person 2: Who there?
Person 1: Orange.
Person 2: Orange who?
Person 1: Orange you glad to see me.
*No one laughs*

Person 3: Ooooo...Perkins moment.

by ThatChick? July 15, 2011

Perkins'ed

When you cleverly and humorously pen a catchy new phrase and a fellow jeeper steals it from you.

I was talking to Jeff about how I got middlebyed on my last trip to Burris Valley, and he liked that term so much, that he Perkins'ed me and began using it himself.

by #bluetoothdriveshaft March 2, 2018

Perkins ohio

People who don't know how to drive but to make up for that they have a good sports team.

I almost got hit by some ape driving a car yesterday in Perkins ohio.

by El Caydo January 21, 2022

Perkins Miller

Yet another Internet slave owner like Jimmy Wales. Got a perfect reputation by whitewashing themselves.

I know Perkins Miller - said no one.
I trust Perkins Miller - said no one.

Perkins Miller is a cool guy - said no one.

by aaamerica September 15, 2024

Chilly Perkins

Unbearably cold, usually induced by a sudden change in temperature i.e jumping into a freakin' plunge pool in the arctic.

Bear Grylls: THIS is going to be chilly perkins *dives into epically cold waters*

Eskimo boy#1: Man, it's chilly Perkins out here!
Eskimo boy#2: Knows it bro! I think my nipples just fell off!

by Hurley665 July 20, 2009