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Penrose, Colorado

Tiny town that's boring as fuck. Population? Counting sheep, goats, horses, donkeys, cows, chickens, camels, cats, dogs, mice, rats, snakes, buffalo, mountain lions, deer, coyotes, and jack rabbits... There are too many to put. The only way you'll get a piece of ass, is if it's a donkey. (There are donkeys everywhere..) Full of hick farmers who LOVE sheep. We've got a watered down version of every clique that ever existed. Jocks, Emo's, Skaters, Preps, Gangstas, etc. Everybody knows everyone...so watch who you sleep with!

Trailer trash is the upper class.

We made it out alive. Hope you can do the same..
Visitor to Penrose, Colorado - "Let's go to the park!"
Resident - "No..it fucking sucks.. We only have one park. And they took away our merry-go-round.."
Visitor - "What pricks!"
Resident - "Fuck the government.."

Example 2:
Resident - "No..wait! The one fun time around here.............."
-five minutes later- "......we don't have fun times here.."
by BigToe3 February 18, 2011
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Mrs Penrod

She will have you believe that she is all powerful and all knowing. Arriving late and talking in class is punishable by death. God help you if you try to argue a test answer
“I ran into a Mrs Penrod when I was talking to my friend while I arrived late to a party and tried arguing with her over a answer on a survey she gave out. I arrived at the hospital a half hour later.”
by Carioca January 23, 2018
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Penriff

A mockery of how people that actually live in Penrith say it. I personally live NEAR IT and i know that it's rare not to come across who has planned/is planning to change the plants on high Street that says "PENRITH" (planted in the year 2000 for the olympics) to "PENRIFF"

I know i have, many times(:
me: YEWWW, man we gawnna go down tew Penriff to bash do's niggaz who steppin on ourz land, yo. call all da eshays lads brah! tell dem what's happenin"
someone not from penriff: "Please STFU before you get gang raped."
by chuck eyyyy May 21, 2008
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penriff

the best fuking city in da world west of sydney wiv all ppl wearing flannos's and drinking beer and also has the pemirship winning football team
i wish i lived at penriff
by shauno August 6, 2004
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Penrose

That flamboyant kid that swears he's not gay but everyone, especially moms, think he's gay.
That Penrose on Vintage Circle is so gay, I just know it.
by iloveyouchase March 8, 2011
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Penrose Triangle

A mind blasting object that is made out of pure impossibility and under suspicion to be created by Satan.
Often used by math teachers to show 'How cool math can be'.
Also referred to as:
'Penrose tribar'
'Penrose crap'
'But this side goes below that bar and...wait, what?'
'F*CK-THIS-THIS-STUFF-IS-IMPOSSIBLE-angle'

Because it generates so much frustration if tried to comprehend it is also the main reason for suicides of kids under the age of 12 ( Just above Spinach ).
When I tried to re-build the Penrose triangle it vaporized my braincells to tiny bits!
by ImFromGermany December 30, 2010
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penryn

A town outside falmouth with a bad history of drug use and crime. Penryn has a secondary school which has made a massive turnaround since the appointment of a new headteacher several years ago. Parents are now fighting for their children to attend the school.
Penryn College was categorised by Her Majesty's Chief Inspector as a "Gold Star School"
by Bob900 May 11, 2007
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