pedostache

A thin layer of hair, lacking the regality of a full blown mustache, atop the upper lip. Commonly found on individuals with Tony Danza-esque minivans and lots of candy.

Hey, check out the pedostache on that guy. Hey, where'd little Timmy go...

by J. Agnew June 14, 2006

Pedosexual

People who are a piece of shit and think beacuse they like touching children it means they can be part of the lgbt+ community to hid how disturbing they are.

Pedosexual's are horrible people who rape kids, who can't consent.

by Itellthef***ingtruth June 15, 2018

Pendostan

Пендостан-Pendostan
Derogatory title of USA in Russia.
Spellings:
Pendostanum- Пендостанум
Pendosiya- Пендосия

Нахуй Пендостан- Nahuy Pendostan- Fuck USA

by Zakharov (Захаров) May 16, 2010

Pedosexual

A hecking dingbat who believes that they're apart of the LGBTQ+ community as an excuse to be a pedophile.

Derek isn't apart of the LGBT community because he's 'Pedosexual' he's just a pedophile.

by Trash Bag Whos Here July 4, 2019

PEMDAS

When you're too depressed so you just say fuck it and add it to math

Yeah uhh... pemdas don't mean please excuse my dear aunt sally it means please end my depression and suffering

by Lovely67802 January 20, 2019

PEMDAS

p- Please
e-End
m-My
d-Depression
a-And
s-Suffering

guy can you pemdas??? i really need it. *cries*

by lilwhipcream December 2, 2018

Pedosexual

Some sick human being that sexually attracted to children that thinks Society excepts them cause there part of lgbtq+ for some stupid ass reason

Sara:what’s ur sexuality I’m lesbian

Mark: I’m pedosexual
Sara:get out of my fucking house u r disgusting in every way

Mark: r u against pedosexuals

Sara: yes u say ur part of lgbtq+ doesn’t mean anyone likes pedosexuals ur disgusting

by Dumb_bitch_101 December 15, 2019