Pilfer the Wellington

1. To clandestinely steal the Beef Wellington from a neighbor's plate at a dinner party.
2. A baudy, yet intentionally vague, sexual innuendo.

1. "I'm never inviting Sara over for dinner again! I caught her pilfering the wellington!"
2. "Christine, how about we get a few drinks and pilfer the wellington?"

by Laurence Wellington III May 20, 2013

pelfrey

The Pelfrey's are the best people on the face of the earth there goofy funny little weird but if they want to make you laugh there gonna do it real quick

The Pelfrey's are the best there is the best there was an the best there ever will be

by Pelfrey's August 26, 2017

PILF

Psycho I’d like to fuck!

(Fictional psycho characters not real ones)
Eg. Patrick Bateman

“Jackson Rippner is such a PILF”
“Ikr”

by female8439602 February 12, 2023

Pussy Pilferer

A vulgar term for a lesbian, equivalent of ass bandit for men.

"Yeah, I hear she's a pussy pilferer."

by Ukesagi-tan March 19, 2010

pull a peiley

To decide not to go at the last second; To "ditch" or "bail out."

You said we were gonna go see the movie! Don't change your mind and pull a peiley

by bootra March 29, 2010

Pilfering

Another definition to pilfering is to go through stuff intensely either your stuff a friends stuff or dumpster diving sometimes taking things or asking for things that is not yours.

“Hey girl do you want to go to Toppers with us tonight?”

“No thanks girl April and I are going to go pilfering in her closet!”

“Why is it every time Aime gets high she has to go pilfering through my stuff?”

“So fucking annoying.”

“Hey let’s go pilfering at the flea market today?”

by ashane November 27, 2019

pelf

n. riches, especially those acquired in a dishonest manner.

Some of the rich classmates were keeping their pelf to themselves.

by fgdsrtwey October 24, 2005