ped

1) A speedbump in gta, pedestrian

2) Performance Enhancing Drug - used by Baseball players to break homerun records at the cost of penis size (their wives only want the money, anyway).

1) Damn peds, can't they see i'm driving on this sidewalk?

2) PEDs are the leading cause of smallcox.

by Mr. Clean May 31, 2004

ped

Swahili for getting drunk

andrew: hey goma lets grab the ped
goma: fucking fucker what the fuck
andrew: come lets go to la orden and grab the ped!!!

by drizzle May 25, 2004

ped

A person that you can take advantage of or boss around without any objection from them.

Mark does all my chores for me he is my ped.

I think John is a ped because he does everyone's work.

by Nemous SAC January 3, 2017

peds

short for mopeds. this is how most roadmen travel otherwise with bikes

Man ride on peds and dip dem yutes

by chicken connoisseur2 December 28, 2017

peds

Pedestrians who are in your way

Fuckin slow ass peds in the crosswalk

by yan lh October 5, 2006

Ped

a townies means of transport

hairdryer on wheels

by Toby May 28, 2003

Ped

Ped is always a very very very coool person. They like to eat junk food and are very lazy. Always bitchin' and gossiping.
Yeah just a general bitch

Person1:Don't you just HATE Sarah?
Person2: No i don't ya fuckin ped.

by PedJaaa! November 29, 2007