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P.E.D.
Penile Erectile Disorder.

A dysfunction that hinders the rise of the penis.

The secondary conflict in the novel, The Sun Also Rises.
Hemingway had to give his girl to a matador because he suffered from PED.
by Nco November 15, 2003
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Ped is always a very very very coool person. They like to eat junk food and are very lazy. Always bitchin' and gossiping.
Yeah just a general bitch
Person1:Don't you just HATE Sarah?
Person2: No i don't ya fuckin ped.
by PedJaaa! November 29, 2007
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Ped

One bereft of Pimpmobile, and easily run over by such. 20 points!
See pedestrian.
by UnderToad March 20, 2003
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Who let that ped into the gym? Quick, call the cops and get that fuck arrested!
by pentozali March 23, 2013
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1. some teacher (usually in gym class) that hits on girls in his class and is a tool to the guys; ped being short for pedaphile, as the teacher obviosuly cannot get wtih people his age so he prays on young girls in gym clothes. most schools have one

2. a guy that macs on girls wayyy younger than him before the age of 21
"yo that new gym teacher is such a ped, he gave like half the bids nicknames"

"did u see that ped checking out the girls in the other gym class"

"yo did u hear that senior matt went out with that frosh bid? yo wat a ped"

"yo that counselor whose a junior was maccing on those 4th grade bids before wat a ped"
by the big lemon July 5, 2009
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A catchy slang abbreviation for the word pedophile
Dude... you're a ped!!!
by Mysticnova May 27, 2015
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Synonym for feces, more accurately "shit"
I just stepped in dog ped!

This situation is completely ped

Stop being ped
by Pedinthebed2 January 2, 2021
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