by Kriegh January 07, 2005
the meth cook who receives pseudo from the smurfs, or people that are paid or exchanged with meth for pseudo from cvs
by ihateallzeblacks August 24, 2012
A papa smurf is when you are getting head from a female and you stick your dick in a bucket of dark blue paint. Then you precede to cock slap the bitch with it right in her face time after time to get the full smurf effect. After this is done, the male will then bring out some pubes that were died white and cut recently. You will throw it on the girls face and apply the white beard to the female by using your own homemade glue, your cum. The Papa Smurf is very pleasurable and is reccomended for people everywhere. The Papa Smurf is great for those who enjoy a good Abraham Lincoln. Once you go blue, you know what to do. The Papa Smurf is a timeless classic.
A Papa Smurf is when you make the girls face blue and give her a homemade beard. Not reccomended for people over 65 because the experience may induce an instant heart attack due to the greatest sexual experience in their old lives.
by Papa Matt April 07, 2006
"Yeah thats how these coppers work, they're all rotten jerks, pigs, uncle toms, and papa smurfs." No Days Off by Juelz Santana
by Damian Streets November 01, 2005
by STEVEN THA numba one stunna February 03, 2004
by Cindy Lou-Who January 12, 2011
1. "Perhaps Pete should preside over the 3rd Annual Pittsburgh's Prettiest Poontang Pageant, he's a real papa smurf."
2. "Girl, who are you kidding? I be papa smurf up in this mutha!"
2. "Girl, who are you kidding? I be papa smurf up in this mutha!"
by waffle-master July 11, 2008