Padoogled

When under the influence of copious amounts of alcohol.

Eastcoast prenounciation: Badoogled

I was totally padoogled last night! I took my forth shot and started talking like the godfather, giving people "offers they couldn't refuse".

by Tullihia! July 18, 2009

Padoinker

A middle-class Yorkshire slang word for the pressure regulator valve used on a pressure cooker

Excuse me, do you mind passing me the padoinker so i can put these potatoes on the boil? Many thanks.

by TuesdayWinning May 8, 2019

Paedofinder General

A character from BBC Three's Monkey Dust, an animated series of much dark ad twisted amusement.

I am the Peadofinder General and by the powers invested in me by a phone poll in the News Of The World, I declare you guilty of being a Peadofile and sentence you to death.

by Meat Safe Murderer February 7, 2005

paedo pellets

old mans favourite confectionary: werthers originals

the old man lured the small child into his car with his paedo pellets

by dibs August 6, 2006

padoodinum

Alternative name for the pingush!, generally used as a euphemism between or around religious or just old fashioned folks to prevent them from getting outraged.

"Get over here, Maggie, Oy wants ta stuff me padoodinum inta yer fanungulator!"

by Hellzapoppin' November 26, 2018

Padoru

An internet meme that you will listen for the whole December, and your social media will be spammed by them
Origin: In the PSP game Fate/Extra, the character Saber/Nero Claudius sings a Japanese parody of the Christmas carol "Jingle Bells" during a short sequence in the game, ending with Claudius loudly yelling the lyrics "padoru padoru!"

Hashire sori yo, kaze no you ni, tsukimihara wo, PADORU PADORU!
（Japanese: 走れそりよ 風のように 月見原を パドルパドル）

by Jack Ouyang May 28, 2022

Gen Padova

n.1. Diminutive pornstar, artist, and epicure. Known for her offbeat humor, fine cooking, and insatiable appetite for cum. At 4'11", Gen Padova achieved notoriety within the adult industry for her intense on-screen orgasms and ability to accomodate cocks nearly as large as herself. As well as for her willingness to engage in almost every act of depravity conceived by man. Padova is famous for once passing out during a gangbang.

"Holy shit dude, I watched an interracial scene last night where Gen Padova rode a cock bigger than she was!"

"No one can give a guy a footjob while simultaneously pissing in her own mouth like Gen Padova."

by AngryPuppi September 8, 2012