You need Ozempic

“You need Ozempic ” is a phrase that someone uses to call another person fat. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. You’re getting called fat.

“You need Ozempic, biggie.”

by Idiotisafool May 25, 2024

Ozempic

JUST STOP EATING BREAD YOU FAT BITCH!

Hym "See what happens when you don't listen to me!? You took Ozempic... INSTEAD OF DOING THE THING THAT I SAID... And now your stomach is numb. Stupid. Fucking stupid! Eat bread AFTER you reach your desired weight! Jesus!"

by Hym Iam June 18, 2024

ozempic hedge

when you date or attempt to date a high calorie individual (typically a girl) because you see the potential if they lost weight

i would lowkey hit becky
bro her bmi is room temp
ozempic hedge bro

by iridocyclitis_penjamin July 23, 2024

ozempic

A weight loss drug that has one of the best commercials known to mankind.

Peter: Yo, Have you heard that really catchy commercial?
Joe: OH OH OH OZEMPIC UH OH UH OHHHH..

by atoms can touch May 2, 2024

Ozempic economy

As the overweight move from Golden Corral to Ozembic restaurants are feeling the economic thinning as well.

That Taco Bell down the street was just taken out by the Ozempic economy. I'm gonna miss the cinnamon crispas.

by jmacofearth July 29, 2024