by lalaozempic August 20, 2024
Get the ozempic allegationsmug. When you start taking Ozempic and feel like you’ve caught the flu — tired, achy, nauseous, maybe a headache — but it’s really just your body adjusting to the meds, not an actual virus.
Ever since I started Ozempic, I’ve had zero energy and body aches, pretty sure I’ve got the Ozempic flu.
by Retro Girl 13 November 10, 2025
Get the Ozempic Flumug. 
Noun
A wedding where the bride, groom, and most of their immediate family have all had a collective glow-up thanks to Ozempic. Everyone’s snatched, cheekbones are sharp enough to slice cake (if there were any), and the only thing thinner than the guest list is the menu. Instead of a buffet, expect a single crudité platter and one shrimp doing laps around a martini glass. No one eats, no one blinks, but damn, the photos are fire.
A wedding where the bride, groom, and most of their immediate family have all had a collective glow-up thanks to Ozempic. Everyone’s snatched, cheekbones are sharp enough to slice cake (if there were any), and the only thing thinner than the guest list is the menu. Instead of a buffet, expect a single crudité platter and one shrimp doing laps around a martini glass. No one eats, no one blinks, but damn, the photos are fire.
Ava: “Was Emily’s wedding fun?”
Jordan: “Total Ozempic Wedding. Everyone looked hot, but I left starving and pretty sure the cake was imaginary.”
Jordan: “Total Ozempic Wedding. Everyone looked hot, but I left starving and pretty sure the cake was imaginary.”
by Hungryguest March 29, 2025
Get the Ozempic Weddingmug. As the overweight move from Golden Corral to Ozembic restaurants are feeling the economic thinning as well.
That Taco Bell down the street was just taken out by the Ozempic economy. I'm gonna miss the cinnamon crispas.
by jmacofearth July 29, 2024
Get the Ozempic economymug.