Ozempic'd

The consequence of not eating all day because you're hanging out with somebody on a GLP.

I'm got Ozempic'd because I was hanging out with Melissa all day and we never stopped to eat anything.

by chrsryn November 30, 2025

Ozempic Dick

The perceived increase in penis size due to weight loss after taking drugs like Ozempic (semaglutide)

Paul’s feeling all good about himself now that he’s skinny and has that ozempic dick. He got an extra two inches on his dick after taking Ozempic.

by SkankyKranky January 16, 2026