1. A combination of a noun and an adjective, where the adjective describes the noun in a way that is contradictory to the attributes commonly associated with the thing that the noun represents.
2. Someone who is a total fucking junky for oxycodone and breaks into your car to steal your hairbrush so they can go pawn it off, only to realize that the pawn shop won't take it. Then they go out and suck dick for five bucks a pop to come up with the money to pay for theirs and their drug dealers dope. Next they become a heroin junky because their mom kicked them out of the house and they have to pay five dollars a month to rent a cardboard box behind the Chinese restaurant which means they have to save some of the money they stole for that, and of course the heroin is more cost effective.
2. Someone who is a total fucking junky for oxycodone and breaks into your car to steal your hairbrush so they can go pawn it off, only to realize that the pawn shop won't take it. Then they go out and suck dick for five bucks a pop to come up with the money to pay for theirs and their drug dealers dope. Next they become a heroin junky because their mom kicked them out of the house and they have to pay five dollars a month to rent a cardboard box behind the Chinese restaurant which means they have to save some of the money they stole for that, and of course the heroin is more cost effective.
1. Consensual rape is such an oxymoron.
A homophobic lesbian is an oxymoron.
A chaste whore is an oxymoron.
A smart fucktard is an oxymoron.
An honest politician is definitely an oxymoron.
A retarded genius is an oxymoron.
2.Person one: "Oh my fucking GOD! My window is smashed and I only have liability! Thank God there wasn't anything to steal... wait, my fucking hairbrush is gone. Who the fuck breaks into a car to steal a hairbrush? "
Person 2: "Oxymorons"
A homophobic lesbian is an oxymoron.
A chaste whore is an oxymoron.
A smart fucktard is an oxymoron.
An honest politician is definitely an oxymoron.
A retarded genius is an oxymoron.
2.Person one: "Oh my fucking GOD! My window is smashed and I only have liability! Thank God there wasn't anything to steal... wait, my fucking hairbrush is gone. Who the fuck breaks into a car to steal a hairbrush? "
Person 2: "Oxymorons"
by thc lover January 22, 2015
Get the Oxymoronmug. two words paired together which have conflicting meanings; two words whose meanings are so different that pairing them together results in an impossible combination.
Oxymorons include but are not limited to:
Fox News
United States
same difference
new moon
smart girl
bi-partisan
Church of Scientology
etc.
Fox News
United States
same difference
new moon
smart girl
bi-partisan
Church of Scientology
etc.
by this be my fucking name bisch November 1, 2009
Get the Oxymoronmug. 
by Ethan February 16, 2005
Get the Oxymoronmug. This word is combining two things that are not alike... saying something like jumbo shrimp, tall midget.
In many ways this word can be summed up by the human oxymoron.
Otherwise known as;
Thomas Dayton Cressman.
In many ways this word can be summed up by the human oxymoron.
Otherwise known as;
Thomas Dayton Cressman.
by sYkoLette April 21, 2011
Get the Oxymoronmug. by CrazyOxy October 4, 2009
Get the Oxymoronmug. A complete & total moron who, because of being an imbecile, refuses to oxycute (oxyclean) & so has acute acne on entire face & neck & enjoys popping it in public.
Oh shit, dude! Look at that fuckin' redneck craterface with the pus running down his chin, damn he's an oxymoron.
by sikwill December 28, 2005
Get the Oxymoronmug.