Team Onions

The act of a group of guys standing in a circle at a party and slipping their nutsacks through their zippers with hopes that an innocent bystander (usually female) in the middle of the group, will look down and see 5 or more sacks of onions.

Tamara was traumatized when she realized she was a victim of a game of Team Onions.

by Milky2010 November 8, 2009

Pearl Onions

A shaven, smooth scrotum with a shiny, glistening appearance of baby skin.

The complete opposite of Pickled Onions.

She loves slobbing on my knob but she really loves fondling my pearl onions.

by Eaton Holgoode February 9, 2017

bumpin onions

The act of two lesbians backing up to a two way dildo.

I walked in on Jessica and Nicole bumpin onions.

by slone July 22, 2003

onions cry

... to make:
expression to describe extreme ugliness.

my missus is so ugly she makes onions cry.

by monkeyshagger January 13, 2007

Rice Onions

A description of the Onions used in Big-Mac Burgers from McDonalds, for their small and white appearance.

Girl: I'd been eating Big-Macs for years before i realised these were Onions
Guy: Thats why i call them Rice Onions.

by KaineH December 24, 2007

Your Mothers Onions

Nobody knows what it means but it's provocative

Stranger- Get the fuck out of my way
You- Why don't you lick your mothers onions
Stranger- What does that even mean?
You- I don't know but it's provocative

by YMO June 29, 2014

Pickled Onions

Sweaty old ball sack. Typically of the unkept and unshowered variety.

Sheila gave that homeless bum a blow job for a beer and her chin smelled of pickled onions the rest of the day.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2017