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owndering 

- being pro at computer games
- owning noobs at wc or cod
- listenin to music that isnt emo
- drinking pepsi, gatorade, or water. (nothing else allowed!)
- being black but acting white
- thinking bout a girl called alyssa, liz, nicole, or emily (no one else allowed!) These aren't friends, these are names of girls you think of when you are owndering
- pretending to write an english project but actually talkin to ur friend
If you are playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare on XBOX 360 or PlayStation 3, you will be crushing noobs with a massively massive positive kill - to - death ratio.
If you are supposed to be doing something for school specifically for an English Class and you decide to Chat with friends, then you are owndering.
If you play Warcraft III not World of Warcraft and you have forgotten how to lose a game, because you have constantly won games. Then you are Owndering.
owndering by Mo Mommamama March 16, 2008
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ownage time 

1. An establishing of dominance over a situation at a predetermined time.
2. A situation in which ownage is occuring.
1. "If she comes back up here talking shit, it's ownage time"
2. Guy 1: "That guy is chugging two beers and smoking a cigarette at the same time!"
Guy 2: "That's ownage time!"
ownage time by ownage time August 9, 2006
Related Words

Owntacular 

Combination of the words "own" and "spectacular".

Usually used after a player on Halo live or COD cleans up the map with no contest.
"Justin got so many fuckin kills on Halo yesterday, it was owntacular!"

Owntacular by JonathanSF February 17, 2009

ownage beans 

A way to describe someone who owns or is ownage. Originated from a kfc tower defence when the baked beans tower is upgraded.
I'll just upgrade this tower... AND NOW THEY'RE OWNAGE BEANS!
ownage beans by roboduck February 26, 2009

Owndizzled 

When you get incredibly owned/raped/pwned/out skilled and then dizzled.


Person 1 "Haha owndizzled!"
Person 2 "Shut up"
Owndizzled by Angry Salamander September 21, 2005

que onda 

hey ese que onda . hey homeboy whats up
que onda by Anonymous October 1, 2003

Self Ownage

This is quite literal. Its is when someone says or does something which results in them 'Owning' themselves.
Tungesh: (24/7/08)Hey guys, Look the A8 just came out. OMG
Nicolas: Lol Tungesh, its the R8 not the A8 (1st ownage) & also the R8 isnt new
Justin:.... It came out like 2 years ago
Colin: Thats a great discovery Tungesh, have u informed AUDI??

Arun: SELF OWNAGE and HUMILIATED
Self Ownage by AdnanC August 18, 2008