Ownagi

A rare form of materia (see: Final Fantasy) that contains highly refined ownage, hence Ownagi.

Ownagi is different from normal ownage because it also requires seemingly impossible odds to occur while appearing to have no bearing on said ownage at all.

Fred: AMG some guy showed up in game and owned my whole clan even though he had no idea what we were doing before that and we're all focus firing him as team!

Jess: Ownagi has unlimited range and no cooldown, noobslice.

by Leetsauce Cheeseburger March 8, 2010

Ownagi

From the word owned.Ownagi is a combonation of owned and mr.miyagi from the karate kid and means super skillfull ownage

jim is fighting a huge guy at the side of the road so the big guy swings at jim but jim dodges it, pokes him in the eyes, kicks him in the balls, flips over him and pushes him into the road where the big guy gets owned by two trucks.
OWNAGI!!!!

by moky June 23, 2007

Ownation

The State of being so overtly owned, that saying owned or pwned just doesn't fit and isn't extreme enough.
The word can be used in various ways, as expressed in the examples.

Ownation!
Dude, you just got ownated! (Other form of word, used same as owned)
This is total ownation!
You are in ownation.
Bob is in ownation.

by Caesar-SB September 6, 2013

Lamplot Ownage

On a tuesday night, When one commits the act of intercourse with a friend's mother and, just before he finishes, pulls out, runs to his friend's room, and ejaculates on his eyes. In the morning, he will arise with dried crusty semen on his eyelids, preventing him from opening them. Under the assumption that he has pinkeye, he will undoubtedly use a large amount of Visene to remedy the situation.

John: Dude, I totally pulled a Lamplot Ownage last night!

Dan: Really? I think I have pinkeye.

by ShepDaddy May 2, 2006

oonagi

Somewhat mysterious awareness of what's happening or will be happening around. It is often confused with unagi, which is likely an English transcription of Japanese word 鱼炙, meaning grilled fish and often referring to a popular Japanese dish of eels. Oonagi, on the other hand, is likely an English transcription of Japanese word 悟机, which means understanding the signs (of the universe) and is often seen in spiritual and martial arts literature. Such understanding enables one to sense what might be or will be happening and therefore avoid danger or be prepared for it.

It is said that Master Tashin acquired oonagi after 49 days of meditation under an old pine tree in Mount Asahi. He was often seen going back to the palace (that's usurped by his evil brother) but the guards were never able to seize him.

by bkiichi July 27, 2012

Ownage Scale

Degrees on the scale 1-10
Represent sexual progress made in a relationship between girl/guy
Degrees of Scale
1. Holding Hands
2. Peck on Cheek
3. Kissing
4. Kissing with tongue
5. Outercourse (dry humping with clothes on)
6. Fooling around naked(touching boob)
7. Handski(Fingerbang/Handjob)
8. Mouthski(Bj/Eating out)
9. Intercourse
10.Baby
The goal is to get as high as possible without hitting 10(unless you want to get pregnent)

Using the ownage scale.
I level 1 owned with Sarah. (I held Sarah's hand)

JP got level 7 owned by Amy. (Amy gave JP a hand-job)

Oh shit! I level 10 owned Lisa. (Shit Lisa's pregnant with my child!)

by vipers June 13, 2008

ownage time

1. An establishing of dominance over a situation at a predetermined time.
2. A situation in which ownage is occuring.

1. "If she comes back up here talking shit, it's ownage time"
2. Guy 1: "That guy is chugging two beers and smoking a cigarette at the same time!"
Guy 2: "That's ownage time!"

by ownage time August 9, 2006