obituary milker

A person (attention-whore) whom barely acknowledged and or hardly knew someone but will socially grieve over them for attention. These people are defective and need to get a life.

Attention whore turns obituary milker as another means for attention.

by 'One Warning' January 10, 2015

Ovaries to obituaries

An alternative way of saying "womb to tomb." For the duration of one's life.

Haley: "you're 1/3 punk and 2/3 princess"
Brian: "from ovaries to obituaries"

by haley699124 January 23, 2017

obitual

An adjective to describe someone who fakes their own death incessantly, ala Harold's character in the 1971 film Harold and Maude.

Should we call the police?

Nah, it's fake blood. He's obitual.

by Gantula January 19, 2011

Obitus-Sama

Definition of cute

That's definitely an Obitus-Sama.

by Undalin April 28, 2020

Obituaries

People with an affinity for old, corrupt, and dying politicians

Putin has a lot of Obituaries.

by 047 July 6, 2022

OWIT

Abbreviation meaning "Oh I Want That." Usually capitalized and with exclamation marks for emphasis.

Jenny: Hey, look at this top!
Becca: OWIT!!!!

by natasha. the. apple. January 21, 2010

Opitump

(compunction) (owe-pee-tum) The feeling that you get when you see an item appear out of nowhere but disappeared earlier within your lifetime. Silent P.

The audience had a feeling of opitump as the cyclist seemed to appear out of thin air.

by Natas Omega June 4, 2008