Ouija board

A board game for talking to evil spirits.

It's not designed to talk to god.It's designed to talk to someone else OTHER than god.

A board game designed to get you "possessed" by the devil.

Ouija board by It's bad January 5, 2005

Ouija board

A satanic marketing ploy used to implant satanic messages into your childrens heads BY form of board game.

Satan is ina board game

Ouija board by Kickinass Jesus kung fu grippin friend August 17, 2004

ouija board

The ouija board is for contacting spirits ... It's not evil Stupid Teenagers think it's evil ,cause they don't know how to use it !
If you have no expirience with the occult ,stay away from this ! It can be very helpfull ,but you need to cast a protection circle .
Btw it't deffinetly not "Satanic" nor is it "Christian" nor any other religion what so ever ... It's not a toy ,it's a tool ,and it's not reccomended for kids(teens).

John got possesed by an evil spirit(entity) ...
Why ?
Cause he was too damn lazy and stupid to cast a Protection !!!
Then the evil spirit was banished.
After that he came here posting crap ,and telling people that it was a "Devil's tool" "Satanic gateway" AND scaring People ... * The ouija board isn't evil *
That's why i think people are stupid ^_^

ouija board by Zul`jin May 27, 2006

Ouija Board

A potential game that claims to be able to talk with the Spirit world of human spirits, demonic entities, etc. The name comes from the creator's sister, a medium, asking a spirit from the board the name for it, and is not the combination of Oui and Ja for hello in French and German. It is not the Yes Yes Board, Its the Good Luck Board, as that is what Ouija means, which is ironic for the multiple demonic entities you can meat.

Jack: When will we die?
Ouija Board: yes

Ouija Board by Commiie June 22, 2019

Ouija board

a VERY bad thing to play with. Basiclly, its a game that allows its players to contact the dead on the otherside. With a board with numbers and letters on it,you use a mover called a "planchette" that helps the spirit spell out the words that its trying to talk to you with.

be a good christian and stay away from this load of satanic crap, the only thing that will come out of it is: a house full of bad spirits, people getting hurt,or (from what i heard) loosing your SANITY!!! Also,the only people that use this are stupid people who dont know what they are doing,and satan worshipers.

A ouija board is the most stupidest game ever invented on this earth. But the most stupidest thing about it, is all of the money people wasted on this thing!!!!!

Ouija board by ballala2003 June 11, 2006

Ouija board

It's Satanic!

No Christian should ever mess with this utter piece of crap!

No one else should either - if they're smart!

And that's all there is to it.

Ouija board by later yo January 5, 2005

Ouija Board

Sexual slang referring to the act of two men, each making their right arms numb. Then with the lights off they begin to stealthily jack each other off to a spooky and mysterious orgasm.

Jeff: Are you moving it?
Matt: I'm not moving it, are you moving it?
Jeff: Well, I'm not moving it so you... Oh god I came.
Actual conversation between Fat and Juff giving each other a Ouija board.

Ouija Board by BIGtrainMcKAIN December 13, 2010